Kyle

xm1l1tantx recruited me to tlp in 2006 when he saw me pking in edgeville good times

101 sins or addy daddy

Everyone got raped, just like they have for the past 8 years. Proud to be a Mayhem Maker, forever and always.

constructive criticism: moderate a forum that isn't going to be dead in a day and join a clan that isn't already dead.

lets just say that everyone on this list comes to etho/runekas for help

MM's pull of 138 last saturday, which beat our previous record of 133 (which was in p2p).

jax you ******* suck i'm demoting you

MM-RS.ORG Welcome to the topic for the most influential, dominant and sexy clan of all time. Consistently stronger than all competition, killing mains for fun and hunting down whatever pures remain. The Mayhem Makers. We peaked at 108 on Teamspeak and left Varrock Dummies with 101 strong. We fought as many clans as we could get close to but they all decided to log, tele and run. We also battled Jagex's horrendous servers and almost killed world2. We did kill world 2. Ending KDR: Fatality inviting forum guests: Fatality getting a smackdown: MM vs World 2 MM the #1 pure clan of all time, strongest clan of 2012 were looking for action but the first 30 minutes consisted of clans sitting in; Edgeville, Single or Lobby. We couldn't get locations of any action except for FOE hitting TLP at levl 9 single strip... Until!!! Z and EOP had a small skirmish around gap, we rushed from the south mopping up whoever was still there until we hit FI spread both north and south of the lava. MM took control in seconds and pushed through on top of FI, a small yellow hat clan tried to hit us from the west but we chose to bully and abuse FI instead. They had the levels and the armour of mains but refused to do enough damage to even wound us! They tried several regroups around GDZ but got ******* owned too quickly, with vast amounts of fungal and people with millions of gp in their invent we got a fall in and told the world who was boss. FI had nothing on MM today and this fight sent the doubters a message. As for the comments of 'cya tomorrow MM' from FI, well they saw us and got owned. Without banking we took our fall in to gap and hit a main clan, eating up their 20 members and obtaining another few mill between us we when progressed down to corp and banked. Our next dose of healthy action was hitting H vs Hz at new gate, CP also showed their face but run their main asses away when the realised actual pures were north. We mopped it up, made bank loot and split into two groups to get another hit in our next world. MM's Oldschool/Veteran/Elite lead by Jax ran into the north east maze and the rest of the clan went north of new gate, we logged in multi and were hit on login by FI at the north but our flanking group smashed into the side of them and we quickly overwhelmed them, they had a desperate attempt at regrouping south in single but we ran north dragging them back to multi. After around 3mins of fighting FI were done and couldn't compete once again, all their hype and foul language over the past couple of weeks building up to them sitting in single for two weeks? Nice clan, lvl 118 average combat and can't fight lvl 90s... MM got another fall in north, walked to 50 ports and went to bank 4 clan's worth of loot. After this quick bank the command to grab a GDZ tele was called, we went straight up to kill any stragglers from the cluster and found a small group of FI still lingering between gap and corp. Once again we were rewarded with sets of fungal and coin stacks, free rsgp is free rsgp even if its pixels. MM once again, played the waiting game. Clan's were ending, sitting in Edgeville or lobbied in single... We wanted action and were hungry for some of that sorry attempt of a clan, FI. As soon as we could we hit action around corp, it was FOE+FI around corp... The mass teleing + logging was hilarious but we still got some kills as both clans are so unorganised and clearly lead by buffoon. Yes I used the word buffoon in a runescape clan topic to describe the idiot rival clan leaders I have to communicate with each week. Not long after this we had a similar situation around corp, we rushed out of there and swamped FI, CP, HZ and H cleared all in multi walked down then hometeled to edge where we were greeted by a vast amount of FI. We followed them to bridge, hopped over bridge where their 30 strong unit of level 110 accounts camped in level 6 and refused to go north. They tried to brag about being better, strong for about two seconds until MM rushed green hill and ripped into them again. Most of MM here couldn't attack FI due to FI being al 100+ combat in 15 wild, the opts in theory were the same until we made so many of them tele and 1 item that it was easy pickings. The fight was cleared so Korrawi grabbed a fall in, walked north of 13 ports and we got our ending, from here MM officially ended but some members stuck around to kill FI's 1 iteming rank team. *Thanks to some of you for 7 years of competition, others are much newer and younger clans but fights have always been welcomed by MM.* FOE - You don't even have forums, your quality and numbers have dropped but best of luck in the future. EOP - Your clan is ran like a leaky bucket, it's useless but keep polishing that bucket and maybe someone will buy into the dream. TLP - You should of closed when you were respectable, stick to clanwars as the wilderness clearly hasn't been home since 2007. FI - You tried to create something special, all you create was down syndrome. Your leaders are clueless and your members are a bunch of clones. You cannot even adapt to EoC and remain in this community, best of luck next week. Le Pictures

but did you fight them today? mhmm 1 picture hehehehehwehehe dat looks like quite the battle

we would have but they never came to our world then they spent the rest of the trip in a 1 item battle with u

we killed at least 20 of u give us some credit!!

MM-RS.ORG MM headed out today with 70 people and were eager to gain loot from every other clan. We later peaked at just over 80 and finished with over 60 nearly 2 hours later. Video coming Our first fight started with MM logging in at mossies, we got a fall in north and moved swiftly to lava gap where we spread and hit FOE. They held the south and we held the north, within about 2mins we pushed through gap but only to find a main clan crashing from south. While we cleared the mains FOE was regrouping east and rerushed us north of gap. The fight was always in our hands due to opts and ended with MM pushing FOE to old gate where we logged before EOP crashed. MM Starting: ~80 MM Ending: 65+ logged<- before EOP crashed. MM’s second fight was a large cluster spreading from north dwarves through gap and ending at gdz. MM hit it from the south killing or making each clan spread/log, first In our path were NME south of gap then Zenith slightly east we then called a push through gap to hit a spread IR+Outrage and finally regrouped at GDZ but only to find Havoc. Respect to Havoc for fighting back here, we were spread but soon overcame Havoc pushing them from gdz to old gate. We then left through old gate and banked at lever. MM Starting: ~75 MM Ending: 70 Our third fight of the night was against FOE at Hills/Sperm/Ghost hut. We were heading down from ruins and made it to north west hill when the call that FOE was at 18s was heard. We got a quick and fairly makeshift spread down to sperm and got hit head on by FOE. Within 5minutes we had taken control pushing FOE all over the place and making them mass return, with 10 FOE left at Ghost Hut and around 10 spread across all the hills we knew that EOP was in single waiting to hit. We called single/log to save our loot and win just as EOP hit from single. Again too slow Solo, keep trying. MM Starting: 70 MM Ending: 45-50 After our two large fights with FOE they stayed at portals to fight the EOP that crashed which left MM a free agent to play with whatever else we could find. This started with SKO just north of gap, we logged in at old gate and rushed east towards GDZ to find SKO fighting Zenith we soon cleared all the SKO that were not quick enough to log yet didn’t manage to catch Z. We then headed south to find mains that looked like they were associated with SKO in similar gear (black hats) and pushed them from piper down to Corp. Here we went inside corp home teled and banked our loot of mystic and rune. We then headed back up and rehit the same 15 or so mains as other clans were either busy or remassing, enjoying the same value worth of loot from earlier we rebanked waiting for whatever action we could find. We lost no opts. After our remass and regroup we got a message saying that NME were heading down from mossies so we rushed up the west side of BH to unleash a good old fashioned GWAS!!! 1 hitting many NME and clearing the 30 or so they had. Was epic luls for us but good to see you guys out in p2p, welcome ;) Our last lot of action was MM teleing up to Gdz and rushing Gap to hit FI half of them bailed west and MM spread rushing west to chase but also south to hit as many Zenith as possible. Loots were obtained and we got down to corp or across to mossies and got out banking before FOE could hit us. The trip ended with MM having 60 members looking for action only to discover everybody had eneded apart from 1 iteming FOEvsEOP at 18 ports. We happily retired our swords, bows and spells till next weekend. Gj to all MM members, we had amazing scouting and got action from nearly every clan out there. A shitload of pictures MM getting crashed by bots:

I forgot about that war. Yep, no excuses. that war actually had a 40 def cap seeing as it was for the jagex cup

you can declare in the proper section with pure rules.