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`Pure

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  1. `Pure

    dotfire

    kegger tomorrow. you can come iraqi
  2. `Pure

    dotfire

    lol dude he ****** in your trash can
  3. There's a ridiculous amount of great exclusives coming out but I'd have to stick with Zelda Wii if it comes out in 2010 like planned.
  4. your answer is there kosher
  5. `Pure

    Super Smash Brothers

    n64 - fox melee - falco's my best. good enough to use anybody well though brawl - king dedede
  6. clans open. clans die. clans still suck.
  7. texas loses to k state. uk #1. only undefeated left
  8. not even close to phillip facebook life ruining quality
  9. probably how shes not another huge breasted 12 year old boy fantasy and someone that actually looks like a real person
  10. Yea I know. It'll be rewritten into some hollywood ***** nonsense. But I can always hope. :rolleyes:
  11. `Pure

    Training Str

    What Ceejay said but with banshees under the well after doing smoking kills. You do have to buy ppots but you either profit or break even on the drops.
  12. SOURCE: http://allaboutthegames.co.uk/feature_stor...rticle_id=10101 ^picture of kid^ A 15-year-old Romanian boy has killed his adoptive mother after she refused to pay the Internet bills. Ionut Silviu Savin, who is known to be dependant on video games, stabbed his adoptive parent 17 times before leaving to play Counter-Strike at a local internet cafe. She had considered that the only solution for Ionut to no longer spend much time in front of the computer was to no longer pay Internet fees. This decision would result in her death. The tragedy happened on Wednesday. Only three hours after stabbing the woman, Ionut was seen at his favourite internet cafe, where he played the violent shooter Counter-Strike for four hours. The cops later discovered Ionut had taken all the money he had found at his house. The woman's dead body was discovered by her husband, as he returned home from work. Immediately he called the police. However, Ionut turned himself in to the police of his own accord, calmly saying "I think I'm the one you're looking for." The boy was addicted to gaming and the internet. Ultimately his addiction led to him staying at home and not going out with friends. He clocked up over 200 absences from school. The supervisor of the internet cafe noted that Ionut would come in all the time and play Counter-Strike quietly alone, with a hood over his head. She noted that he wouldn't swear like most players when he was losing, and never got angry. He would rarely speak. His teacher called him "quiet" and "introverted". However, his actions surrounding this tragedy have shocked everybody close to him. Ionut discarded the murder weapon in a garbage container. Police later found the weapon at a nearby landfill. Ionut is currently hospitalised under guard in a psychiatric clinic. Psychiatric examinations will reveal if Ionut was fully competent at the time of the crime. If he is found guilty of murder he faces 12 years in prison. Experts have commented that the nature of the crime (17 stabs) is indicative of mental health problems. Discuss.
  13. Honestly didn't read all of it but if your a #confidentialer then your cool with me. Good luck with whatever you choose to do.
  14. SOURCE: http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/2168...OVIE/Page1.html With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn. Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There's a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely ******* insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it... man, we are in for a treat. Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to **** his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the **** out, leaving her badly bruised. Let's go over that again: Edward ***** Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better. Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while ******* her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot! The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh. Oh wait, I missed something. Edward is completely freaked out about the baby, fearing it will kill Bella. He tries to convince her to get an abortion (but seriously, how could she? Vampires are tough to kill even in this ****** series), and goes so far as asking Native American wolfboy Jacob to impregnate his wife so that she can have the baby she desperately wants. I'm dizzy with how ridiculous this is, and we're just getting started. Eventually the baby starts to get born and Bella is dying. The baby has telepathy, by the way, so everybody can read its thoughts while it's in the womb, and it turns out to have an essentially adult mind. Like Alia in Dune; I would accuse Stephenie Meyer of ripping this off, but anyone who thinks that Meyer might have read Frank Herbert has never been within spitting distance of Twilight. The woman is a moron. In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his ******* teeth. It's like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie. Once the baby is out, Bella gets vamped by Edward, as she's about to die at any moment. Then comes the most astonishing turn of events in 21st century literature, and possibly in the entire history of awful fiction aimed at tweens: Jacob the werewolf, who has been madly in love with Bella, sees the new baby girl and immediately imprints on her. What this means, in layman's terms, is that he falls in love with the baby. I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby. The book makes no bones about this; while Jacob doesn't want to **** the baby right off the bat, he can't stand to be away from it and visits everyday. His love has been transferred from Bella to the baby (who has the tongue shattering name Renesmee), and because of the science behind imprinting he'll love her forever. So one day he's going to stick his wolf **** in this girl that he see as a bloody newborn. Romance is not dead, it's just being abused by insane Mormon writers. There's more in Breaking Dawn - the Volturi come back, for one thing - but these are the main amazing events that demand this book to be turned into a film. I will not rest until I have seen a movie in which a werewolf falls in love with a baby. Hell, once I've seen a werewolf fall in love with a baby I may quit movie watching - I will have seen the ultimate culmination of a century of cinema. The entire film of Breaking Dawn would play like the weirdest exploitation film since Doris Wishman died - brutal sex, bizarre body horror, unbelievable pedophilia. A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this **** in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.
  15. `Pure

    dotfire

    partyin again tonight
  16. oooo now i get it. your sad about what happened at the garden :(
  17. When pur3 sponge lost the war for FI, went crazy and quit. Man that was a good time.
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