Charlie

any clan that accepts over 10 defence isn't pure.

We had 20 remaining in the round we won. Gf.

TRANSFORMERS

wut

gj

gj

get owned. Gl rebuilding Leeds.

This week has been extremely eventful, winning numerous preps and with the return of the legendary F2P caller Jibs, we had high expectations. These were met by leaving Edgeville with an extremely strong 38 man pull. Within seconds of stepping foot in the wilderness, XL hit us in level 5. We killed those we could before running north and picking those who got dragged. We moved towards Chaos Alter to get some prayer when we were hit by some mains spamming with E? None the less, we moved south to try and get our first proper fight of the day. Our ranks contacted EF, asking them for a PKRI. To our delight, it was accepted. As we were DD'd south of gap eagerly anticipating EF'S rush, a clan by the name of Fatality rushed us. As we ran south, numerous Fatality members followed and the amount of FI members following us began to decrease due to their heavy armour. A call was made to turn around and kill those who had followed us all the way to village. We killed around 5-6 of them before walking to edge to re-bank. + Outrage After losing to TH last week; our members wanted revenge. However, for some strange reason every time we got close to them they would either log or run in a different direction. We found out who was causing this to happen, dealt with them and moved on swiftly. We had word they were fighting Outrage at vents north of Bounty Hunter and eager for revenge, we hit it. Sorry Outrage, since you both fight in purple and we’re not too used to which clan cape looks like what; we didn’t know whether we were piling TH or O as they’re both purple. Both clans fled to single, until Outrage (being the courageous warriors they are) decided to rush back into us, leaving TH in single on their own. It looked like were were gaining the upper hand, sniping those Outrage members who had ran north, trapping them against the wall until IR crashed from the east. Although we outnumbered Outrage, they put up a good fight. Thanks and sorry. After this, it seemed as though TH were mad and decided to team with a clan that I shall not name. We decided it would be for the best to turn out attention elsewhere. With that, we contacted Malice and asked them for a PKRI. They gladly accepted and we death dotted in the same position as to where we had earlier before FI hit us. Eagerly awaiting their rush, we had our bows out prepared. Malice being the brave warriors they are, pushed into on top of us from the start, getting a quick number advantage, before Jibs called a movement east. This took Malice by surprise as a large chunk of their members ran into us being impaled by the adamant arrows of our ownage 70 range average unit. This made it neck and neck, it could have gone anyway, until that same main masser clan spamming with E crashed. Still to this point, we have no clue they are. Thanks for the great fight Malice, it’s a shame it got crashed at such a pivotal moment. After this, we wanted to check out what was happening with TH and Co. We were told, that due to some cool clan called EOP hitting them, they had ended. After this news, we decided it would be best to end our official trip. + XL However, within 30 minutes of ending, we had word that BV and XL were still out with 15 each. Being the active and fun clan that we are, we decided to mass up for an unofficial and once again, our members responded to the threat posed by the legendary college footballer Hassan as we peaked at 17 people. Due to Enemy being ninjas, we took our capes off and followed the XL leader, despite my own name being ‘Its Enemy,’ they still did not have a clue and just as they rushed Bv, we piled their leader. After this we put our capes back on and re-joined our CC. Both clans realised that we were on the scene and decided to pull back. The next 45 minutes was truly epic, having both BV + XL teaming against us. We single handed dominated a 45 minute fight and subsequently increased our KDR by 0.32, (which is a **** ton). Personally, I died twice and ended up on 43 kills. However, there were people in Enemy who gained over 100 kills without dying once, most of which came from one man: ‘Hon0r’. After bashing both clans around for 45 minutes, both XL and BV called off returning leaving us victorious. I’d like to thank both these clans for giving us such a fun and enjoyable fight. Thanks to all the clans that we engaged in battle with today. If you want to check out more about us, feel free to visit us at www.nme-rs.com or #NME. Off topic - Ipswich Town Football Club got off to a great start to the season. Despite the big money spending in a wreckless manner of some other clubs, Paul Jewel's shrewd approach of picking up bargins and free transfers leaves Ipswich top of the league after one game. Despite it being only one game in, the dark horse of the Suffolk Punch could be there or there abouts if all goes well.

ouch for bv

gj

Fastest close and reopen in rs How did u know they closed in teh first place? i don't. I was going by what IVP said and the fact their OP kept kb'ing everyone in their chan.

i think they reopened. Their norse gods were displeased with the blood shed they had done so far and barred them Valhalla untill they do something actually notable.

You like to leak aye? Ask EOP ranks what clan they need a leak in and then join what they tell you, leak for a month and then join EOP in a blaze of glory. I think you pm milky or solo to leak.

wut

Believe in magic you muggle. We used a summoning charm to gain their IP addresses and then used crucio on it to knock them offline. That's the obvious explanation considering we have no access to their ip's and the use of DDOS'ing goes against everything the main leadership talked about when we founded our clan. I think they just have a bad connection and then use it as an excuse.

winned winned chicken dinned

gj

I have no idea why you quoted me. That has to be the worst calling i have ever heard.

More fun if you all join in. (excluding XL)

More fun, if you all join in more fun. la la la la (except xl, they smell) Glad to see this event was a success. As said on EF's topic sound like there was almost as much action in as Transformers which i was out seeing during the event.

More fun if you all join in :D Good to hear you were out. After reading another topic and seeing nme's video almost a shame i went out to see Transformers which had almost as much action.

Winner winner chicken dinner

gj

You massed up to crash a fun event of low level pures. You must be so proud. I was trying to work out who you are then i saw hon0r's name and realised you were the guys we cleared in less then 10 seconds on saturday.

only true low pure clan. http://www.youtube.com/user/theNMEtube 67 subs atm