You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! 
Stranger: *****, I HAVE 
You: hi! 
Stranger: a\ 
Stranger: **** 
You: you have a *****? 
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You: how big is it no **** 
Stranger: like 
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You: wo thats long 
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You: how do you fit it in your pants 
Stranger: i wrap it around me 
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Stranger: 5$ 
You: 4.50$ 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! 
You: hi! 
Stranger: hey 
Stranger: asl? 
You: asl? is that a mistype? 
Stranger: from>>>/// 
You: from? 
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You: 17m usa 
Stranger: what u do? 
You: im kind of a big deal 
You: u asl first 
You: asl me 
Stranger: what 
Stranger: 20 m india 
You: india 
You: do you fix computers? 
Stranger: no unlimited 
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You: you fix unlimited computers? 
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Stranger: fuckeer 
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You: you mad bro? 
Stranger: ok 
Stranger: do u send me ur id? 
You: id? 
Stranger: email id 
You: i want ur business card in case i ever need my comp fixed to be completely honest 
You: no you may not have my email 
You: did your supervisor not tell you not to ask for my info like that 
Stranger: ok 
Stranger: on orkkut 
You: sorry i dont speak indian 
Stranger: its english 
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Stranger: no idian 
You: idian 
You: wat is idian 
Stranger: indian 
You: bic boi 
You: like a sum bod ee? 
Stranger: its short form of india 
Stranger: u will never progress 
You: your country is still poor 
Stranger: nd ur 
You: nope 
You: 1 of our states alone has the 4th largest economy 
Stranger: we r so rich 
You: india is full of people with no hygeiene 
You: you are not rich 
You: you get bombed by pakistan 
You: roflmao 
Stranger: i think ur poor 
Stranger: have u need DOLAR i will send u 
You: you will send me money? 
Stranger: ya 
You: wats ur email 
Stranger: if u need 
Stranger: ur 
You: all i need is your ipp 
You: ip 
Stranger: ip"? 
You: k? 
You: give me your ip and i can send you my email? 
Stranger: mob.no? 
Stranger: i will call u 
Stranger: body 
You: no 
Stranger: ru feard 
You: am i feared? 
You: yes i am trembling 
Stranger: why 
You: you people are scary 
You: dirty and all 
Stranger: its ur internal courgy 
Stranger: mind lesss person 
You: im mindless? 
Stranger: sstupid 
You: no you 
Stranger: ys 
You: no 
You: im not 
You: you are 
Stranger: u comparable person 
Stranger: m not 
You: you done yet? 
Stranger: give me ur mob. no. 
Stranger: if u dont feard 
Stranger: ya 
Stranger: do u want mine 
You: what is a mob no 
You: one of ur little cult signs 
You: ? 
Stranger: +919602814496 
Stranger: its my nomber 
You: thanks 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! 
Stranger: hey 
You: hi! 
Stranger: asl 
You: asl 
You: no u 
Stranger: u first 
You: ok 
Stranger: i was faster 
You: ok u win 
You: 9 male usa 
Stranger: yep:D 
You: u 
Stranger: 9? 
You: 9 and 3 fourths 
Stranger: just kiddin 
You: im almost 10 
You: u? 
You: asl 
You: asl me 
You: now 
Stranger: 19 m france 
You: wow 
You: tu es un merde stupide 
You: right? 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! 
Stranger: 킹카 내껄로 만들기 프로젝트 
You: hi! 
You: gtfo 
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