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Some nerve. Thanks for the fight guys :blush:

Bumping this for sake of self-gratification ;)

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The date was the third. The month, July. The mission? Compile enough clips for a good "trip video" The setting: the wilderness, modern times. The plot? A lost group of men in Pink find fun with an array of random booty over a two hour period The characters? A mob of female pimps who are later found to be prostitutes in disguise......... Played by Final Ownage Elite A lonely group of desolate older men otherwise known as pedophiles undercover, who seek out all types of children in the wilderness, all of whom struggle daily with symptoms of Erectile Disfunction, dressed in green and blue armor suits and cloaked in red....... Portrayed by Eruption of Pures A traveling circus family of green circus clowns, led by a man who had "defended" himself from many "assaults" throughout his life and therefore "wields" multiple trojan-type "barriers" from others and therefore is looked down upon by all others in the wilderness, unadulterated by such "defences"......... The one, the only- Fatality And finally, the antagonist (enemy to the Pink love seekers)............. Played perfectly by a group of "Corrupted" Pures A group of mercenaries, fresh off their training duties at a place known as the Varrock Dummies, clothed in Pink raiment, decided to make a voyage into the ever-familiar location for such "videos"- The F2P Wilderness. They left with a group of roughly 75 men, later "peaking" at 80. Their targets? Pimps, old men, and circus freaks. They called themselves the Makers of Mayhem, and once inside their prey, they were known to never relent until they had either lived up to their name, or transferred some weird sort of disease. They were ready, and they were anxious.. For some ass. They first found it north of the Ruins, past the thirtieth level of the wilderness. They were "in deep," and were prepared to "go hard." The Opponent? Final Ownage Elite, a group of pkers who had been known to 'keep their pimp hand strong' when another clan was "in the mix." (Roughly 80 People) Despite the blue caped pimps initial attempt to cover their identity with a wave of dollars thrown up in the air- It was revealed that they were nothing but numbers, and not much at that. The Pink men quickly thrust their "scimitars" eastward, sinking into the wastes of the blue whores. After several pushes had been "called," the Pinkies realized that it was time to "finish" the fight, and so they went down on their foes, leaving them in a state of Edgeville-Extacy. The men of Mahatma walked down to the clan wars arena, and the final options were determined- Pink Booty-seekers: 50-55 The Pure Prostitutes: 0 The temporary joy that had been previously seized by the Mayhem Makers quickly faded away, leaving the Pink Predators to find more "action" for their video. They did so quickly, with another run in with the Blue Brothel-employees at the obelisk in the eighteenth wilderness level. This fight ended fairly quickly, with the Pink spreading their legs, forcing away their partners towards the wilderness volcano. (17:43:15) <Zany> lol (17:43:16) <Zany> that went fast (17:43:38) <@Meklomaniac> pwned idiot MM Ending: A good amount Final Ownage: Like not many in Bh. After this, the Proffessional Pink ***** Predators continued their ravage-fest, seeking near and far for a location on several clans. One was soon found on an older crew, all of whom were struggling to "get it up," and I'm not talking about their opts. It was north of the northern stairs of bounty hunter, east of the moss giants. The armor-clad cradle snatchers were seen within one-half screen of the Pink Makers. Immediately, idiots were mounted, and were ridden all the way into the Giant Men, where a good amount of "footage" was compiled. Ending Opts? MM- Same as starting, which was about 74. EOP- Lost about 10, so 75-10 which is like ~ 65 I think. Finally the Pink Men were starting to get what they needed, but they were by no means done yet. They pushed onwards to a "log in" inside clan wars, in a player-on-player world, a dangerous area which they were determined to make dangerous for their newly scouted opponent- A group of circus freaks, led by a rune-wearing level 99, hated by all except for his circus crew. Unfortunately for them, even his condom-resembling armor couldn't save them all. The Pinkies did work making all the mayhem they could, raping and harrasing all they could into multiple "combat" areas, where they were clan-banged. By the end of it- It was clear The Pink Men- Losing one notable, [Geo], who forgot that in combat he had to heal himself.. Had about the same as when they started. The Green Fatality- All either logged, or died. So yea, like zero. The fatal clowns- Thought they were safe. Little did they know, they couldn't escape from a force like this one. They were spotted near stealing creations, and immediately the pink men made there way there, hoping this time for some anal-penetration. Indeed, they were led into the Fatality from behind, and they got a good amount from "behind," before it was over. They got "on top" of Fi's hill, and dominated anyone in sight. Needless to say, their Lord was Pleased. Ending: Fatality had retreated/been killed. Mayhem Makers: Had not. And so here the Makers of Mayhem Makers found themselves, prepared for a battle against the Man-Eruption, ready for a fight of epic proportions, afraid of nothing. It was time for the finale, the climax, the part that everyone would skip to, keen to listen to the screaming extacy that was to be achieved by these pink men. The fight was organized, and the clash between the Kid Hunters and the Plethora of Pink began northeast of the Ruins. It went a little something like this. First: MM Pushed. Then: EOP switched places with MM Then:MM tried to push again: Then: Out of nowhere, came the enemy of all, the bane of the Pure Warfare community on this seventh month of 2010, a force so vile, some might deem it rather "corrupt." CP crashed from the south, sending MM to charge up towards the piper, ready to rest and re-rush, but indeed getting them separated from the actual fight. By the time most returners (including the author of this intricate topic) were back at the sight of the fight, everyone was gone except for their pink brethren. Woe to you CP, and woe on you. And thus concluded the finale of the trip. The Mayhem Makers had gone undefeated on the day, losing to no one except for their own thirst for more pleasure.. Pleasure that luckily for Speshls, had indeed been found in large quantities during that day's trip.. Pleasure that would be remembered for days to come on Pure Warfare.. A forums that indeed, was not ready for this topic. Thanks for the fights everybody, except CP... And a special thank you to anyone who actually read this far. Your attention span is clearly far better than mine could ever be. /fin

Awesome trip- Well done guys :D Also lol TLP nice skills at booking it :P

Yea we're "doing it" alright ;)

Dude.. Also, yes Evan.

No joke you made my day just now :sorcerer: l0l

You're a brave man.

WARNING: This thread is picture intensive. Upon learning the news about our Leader's return, we knew that this weekend would be no normal Wilderness excursion. Armed with momentum from yesterday's MM vs. World trip yesterday and miasmic barrages, accompanied by our political and spiritual leader, and guided by a willingness to take down anyone who would make the misguided decision to stand in our way, we set out with 86 Mayhem Makers. We started off quick, having a run in with FOE at Dwarves that was unfortunately crashed by HF before we were able to claim the win. However, we didn't let that stop us. We ended up encountering FOE in battle three times more, claiming a victory in each. MM Starting: 85 FOE Starting: ~70 We began our two hours of ownage with a spread at dwarves, as previously stated. Anticipating FOE's entrance, we potted up. They came from the south, and we "came" as well. All over them, with barrages from the right and left. Just as we began to push on their west flank, a slew of white dots appeared from the southern part of the minimap.. These white dots turned out to be HF, not-so-politely interrupting our battle. We retreated towards the lava, and left to fight another time. MM Ending: 60+ FOE Ending: 40+ (?) A bit later, we banked in FOG, and upon walking east we learned that FOE was on our tail. We got up to East Drags with Walli still making chase. The fight began with a few skirmishes in single, however we spread east to west while they spread to the south of us. We wrapped around them, and pushed them towards the clan wars arena. One last stand was made by returners at the hill east of clan wars, but we were ultimately able to take the win. FOE Starting: ~70 FOE Ending: 20-25 (In clan wars) Walking around above ruins, we realized that FOE was again planning to quickly charge us. We spread, with FOE approaching from the east side of the ruins, around level 27 wild. We caught them in several good barrage piles, forcing them inside the ruins. From there, a few of us penetrated their position, while others binded them tight with magical spells. We assaulted them with several "special" thrusts from our dragon daggers, and finished the job, launching several "bolts" at them from long distance, with deadly accuracy. The fight had been won. MM Ending: Restored to nearly original options with quick returning FOE Ending: 0 After a loot banking session, we again began to roam the wild, gaining some EP while stalking our FOE prey, anticipating their entrance to the wilderness. Stalk we did, and eventually we got FOE's location, nearby the ghostly piper in the 39th level of the wilderness. We spread around it, attempting to flank FOE's position, and indeed we got them from front and behind. With sound piling and transitions, we cut them down in what turned out to be a very enjoyable fight. Afterward, we got a fall in, collected our loot, and proceeded to the BH Bank. MM Ending: 65+ FOE Ending: Nada. After FOE ended their trip, we walked around the wilderness for a little, a victorious and undefeated bunch for the weekend. We charged World 65 Edge, letting them know of our presence, and then headed over to Speshls' place for a party. We held consistently our 80+ member pull for nearly the entire two hour trip, and in the end, we were rewarded greatly. Thanks to all Mayhem Makers who made the trip, as well as to FOE for the enjoyable battles. Video by cKyl3: Video by 1st Yew Seed: Video by Jackk Video by Hybrid Hurz

You're not wanted here.

A slow starting trip that ended with one of the best 2v1 fights of all time. Great job boys ;)

It was freaking amazing. You are my lover, and that video is the product of satisfaction that we get from loving one another. <3

Because praying in multi is no honour.

Great work guys, hope today is as eventful :)

Success

Inu keeping it real- Be not so harsh though, he is of a gentler sort. :blink:

Great trip guys- Thanks to DP for the fights ;)

Honor died with the wild; the allowance of NH clans such as POT to even post on a forums such as these supports that claim. Clans will not improve with higher pulls overall, the crashing will merely occur more lol. If clans are to get better, the wilderness needs to be brought back, where a clan can avoid the plague of such mains as Snipe, and set up fights that will not get crashed. Long gone are the days where pures pked in teams for fun, and when pures were made for something other than fighting other pures. Remove BH, remove PvP, remove clan wars- Then see what Pures are left with. In those Castle Wars, we shall once again find honour. Until then, :bomb_ie:

Best lure of all time.

Lol you just said your clan had low standards. MM goes hard :D

No.

This was one of the most worth it clan recaps of all time, well done guys LOL

It was an awesome fight, great job MM <3 :) My vid's finally corrected its quality -- Thanks for the fight FOE, respect.