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I voted Havoc because I want them to win. They probably won't, but maybe in a few months Havoc will pull enough to dominate the P2P servers.

Don't tell anyone we're here.

Malice vs Intense Redemption Today we got asked by our friendly neighbours IR for a 20 def cap all off. How I longed for my full mithril sets. Bank was to be made, so I obviously showed up. Round 1: Hearing how Black (g) apparently cost alot in this pixel infested game, Iwis decided on a safe battle. No loot to be made, no Whale Jimmy. Cowering in fear, hiding in my ocean of orb speculating, I saw Mithril rush little kids. Waves of platebodies struck down by well placed binds. Magical binds placing their tangles upon mighty mains. Yelling over Teamspeak when our robes were scattered by Rune Maces. A day for the Gods. 1-0 Malice Starting: 6 Malice Ending: 4 Intense Starting: 6 Redemption Ending: 0 Round 2: After a quick opt check, I noticed my 45 attack wasn't going to do much. Pulling out again like a 16 year old with no interest in condoms, I hid in the forest, watching my clanmates take an easy victory. However, this was not what IR had planned. Swarms of heavy metal struck down our gentle, peace loving Hipsters. Rage against the Malice. (+1 for insanely clever pun). I knew it was time for me to step up in the last round. My clan needed me. We would not lose this. For pures under 100 combat everywhere. 1-1 Malice Starting: 6 Malice Ending: 0 Intense Starting: 6 Redemption Ending: 3 Round 3: Hopping accounts, leaving Jimmy behind, I got on my 63. I never really checked what level Wildy the PKRI map was in, but as long as it was under 43 wild, I wouldn't have to be afraid getting piled. Luckily their mains were distracted by a well placed joke about 1B's nan, and whilst laughing AFK at their keyboards, one by one we picked them off. A great first pile tank on our part made us get the win. Gf. 2-1 Malice Starting: 6 Malice Ending: 4 Intense Starting: 6 Redemption Ending: 0 Thanks for the mini IR, it was truly a frightening scene. Maybe next time I'll be boss enough to come on Jimmy and get my trusty warhammer out. Maybe.

I didn't call him a pixel hungry *** moron. Read it again. I heard flaming Pure will get you back your rapier. On topic; feel bad for you, it sucks but you know you're risking a rapier when entering wild.

I love how the vidder went boss to QC his str level and pretty much made himself #1 pile and got K0'd.

I wasn't there, but advise any Malice/TH member to just not go off topic. It makes both clans look immature. TH won and outperformed us. Now we have something to do next prep/tonight. :wink: It was a good performance on your part, I hope we'll do more of these preps in the future.

Holy crap 2009.

These topics give me a headache.

I heard TB gives 5m to every member who makes a topic. I get noodle soup every day

Congratulations TH, too bad I couldn't be there.

After the disaster that befell (is that even a word? I'm going to pretend it is) our #1 Allies Bloody Vikings yesterday (the day that will enter the Annals as 'Bloody Gap Murder') we set out with only one thing on our minds today; Revenge. We would get those Enemies of Vikings, Slaughterers of Longboats and destroyers of Dreams, NME. Round 1: I use the word 'epic' too much, but this round was Epic. A great strat from NME, pulling 1-2 of their first pile guys on me, making me **** my pants and run away crying. It was insanely even until 5-5, every single guy from both teams tanked like a boss. Brick walls got nothing on us, but in the end, our levels prevailed. Ah, it was supposed to be a 10v10. Our Asian didn't really comprehend and wanted to give them +3, but after a few bribes and non-**** PM's, NME dropped to 8. Ty for that guys, sorry we didn't pull this round </3. 1-0 #BV Pride Defenders Starting: 8 BV Pride Defenders Ending: 5 Murderous Gappers Starting: 8 Murderous Gappers Ending: 0 Round 2: We knew we had to get our heads straight. This wasn't a mini we could **** around with, these guys are in it for the money. But Malice put on the big boy pants, and we lucked out with a ******* Amazing first pile tank. I have no idea what kid tanked, but by the time our first guy dropped, it was 9v7. That pretty much won us the match right there, and we knew BV's pride and honor was defended. Even #1 Asian Altus couldn't help this outcome. 2-0 #BV Pride Defenders Starting: 10 BV Pride Defenders Ending: 9 Murderous Gappers Starting: 10 Murderous Gappers Ending: 0 Round 3: The PKRI. We had some nice one bangs going here, Malice's mind was pretty in sync. This is how all mini's should be. No need for calling, everyone seeing that same lone enemy and picking them off. By the time I died, I was pretty surprised how far our numbers had fallen though. I was totally in the zone. Oh, and I totaly didn't bring half pizzas. Don't tell Inu. 3-0 #BV Pride Defenders Starting: 10 BV Pride Defenders Ending: 5 Murderous Gappers Starting: 10 Murderous Gappers Ending: 0 As always, thanks for the mini #NME. You never fail to deliver a challenge.

And here I was making a topic about defending your honor after the tragedy which occured yesterday.

I take it this is 5.

Nothing, he was my inspiration :wub: Let's make out.

For me it was [-]. I was pretty sure I'd quit after that clan was done, but seeing as how 80% of my [-] friends went to Malice, I decided to give that a go. Haven't regretted it since.

Gj guys, really starting to impress me in F2P.

SECUND Edit: *Says hi to Daylite* Edit #2: GOD there is going to be SO much flame from BV, TB and H0nor here. *gets an umbrella*

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Why thank you very much. Please come tell that on the Malice forums they're pretty sure I be trollin

Jimmy's off to bed. +1

No idea what to reply to this so I'll just get my +1.

I see what you did there and am thanking you for the +1.

Gj war, I love them fun preps. Insane bad video quality though :( Edit; okay in 480 its good, my bad.

WE ARE THE HARRY POTTER GENERATION No we're the Pokemon generation. Born in 1990 who mad

Gj IR, way to take revenge for yesterday.