OIdwildy

That is a whole other story... inb4 next topic.

Congratulations CP, Winning.

Making topics is my +1 gift to the world.

Just because of that we won't crash you this saturday.

The good kind. Wouldn't you guys LOVE to have me as your teacher? I swear to God I **** around so much.

Tom ty for the +1

You ruined your own poll with that long answer. </3

Does this mean we fought EoP?

No u.

Should be F2P.

How much wood would Malice chop if Malice would chop wood? While anxiously waiting for our Citadel to upgrade, our slave laborer Inu gave us a few minutes of rest. Our hatchets had become dull, and we had no one rooting for us anymore. (get it?) What to do, what to do? "What did we do before that Clan Citadel update?" A lone voice asked. -"I think we used to swing our blades at each other!" A Malician shouted. "We could destroy some clans!" A little girl replied. And so it was done. Today, Team #WhaleJimmy went out and had some fun. Our minds were set on woodcutting, our hearts with Inu forever, but our Body fiercely set upon the destruction of Inferior Men, foolish enough to dare challenge #Wonderland. Round 1: Now, I don't know what happened here. Maybe it was our rusty skill, maybe some of our members forgot to unequip their hatchets? Bottom line? We got harpooned. We got harpooned harder then A baby whale surrounded by Forks. It was a sad day for Mankind, and many Whales were heard crying as Jimmy fell into the ocean. 0-1 Malice Starting opts: 6 Malice Ending opts: 0 Round 2: Forced on the defence, our spirits were low. The morale was absent and our eyes were filled with tears. Tears for Jimmy. But the Gods answered our prayers. An inventory filled with Anchovy Topped Pizzas and a bucket of Swordfish was all Jimmy needed to return to Wonderland. Many Harpoons were swung, many forks were stabbed but Jimmy did not falter. A hug here, a hug there, Tanked till out and Wonderland was one again filled with hopes, dreams and joyful underaged teen girls, willing to do Everything for some horny Nerds. What more could we ask for? 1-1 Malice Starting opts: 6 Malice Ending opts: 4 Round 3: But the battle was far from over. The tirrany of our opponents were felt in our hearts. (I hope that by now, It is getting obvious that I have no clue whatsoever what clan we were fighting) They dared Mock us and get a 1-1 for bragging rights? This round could not be over until we destroyed every fibre of their Dragonhide Spiked bodies. Ah, the whale was once again first pile. With only dry land surrounding, it fell on the cold, dry floor with a loud bang. But still, as Jz said; Cute Tank OIdwildy. Needless to say, the death of this whale was more then enough to send the rest of Wonderland off with only one thing on their mind: Revenge. 2-1 Malice Starting opts: 6 Malice Ending opts: 4 Gf My mighty, anonymous opponents. May our blades clash once again, in a not too distant future. Disclaimer; A shoutout to my homies from Zenith. Lawson #1 Leader Apps are open

We Made our new ppl To Join the mini and Nme had it also Lol congrats on the win :) He means both clans allowed applicants to come. xD Sometimes we need translators.

Probably because It's a mini? :D

You can in clan wars.

LOL didn't notice the ***** joke.

For some odd circumstances, Malice left the portal in the 3rd round. Anyways, I wasn't there, glad you had fun TB.

Either get DT done with 94 magic or train up your ranged level to join a clan. And in case #1, join a P2P clan.

We have Asians, Aussies, Brits and spammers.

Havoc.

I heard alot of your friends went Havoc.

This is how you make a topic peeps.

Malice rocking hard. I still have 900 logs to cut cut 1,1k so far. (ty Mandy)

How did you know I tried my best not to capslock. Rage boiling on the inside.

12k or something atm at malice. It's becoming mandatory.

Miniwars is srs biznz