Cpt Jack

Pretty sure you're mistaken.

1.7m and 1.5m

Hurray for Scourge. 3 busy weeks, but the result was well worth it.

1. I doubt you have 115 mini war wins, especially with Genn's leading 2. You claim to be a low level clan when you have quite a few 70+'s, why not mini a higher clan like VO and see how much longer your "perfect" record continues.

Pure warfare interviews ~ Made by Jack Basically, a group of interviews would each find a more so "well known" member of the community, and interview them VIA MSN or IRC. The purpose of this, would be to discover someone's RuneScape/Clan history, interests and so on. The team of reporters would be lead by yours truely, and there would be a section for reporter applications. At the end of each week, each reporter would post their interview with a specific member. There would be a pinned topic with all the names of people who have already been interviewed, so there would be no misunderstandings. It's just something fun that could help PW's members get to know each other better, and to learn something knew about a specific member.

Rapping about an online game. You are too cool.

Congrats on the win Zenith.

PWNED

I grew the most sweetcorn and tomatoes.

But if Epidemic forums got hacked, everyone would care, right?

Post your most humorous IRC quotes. I'll start off with a few. (22:49:01) <Plode> HELLO YOU ******* MORON (22:49:09) <Plode> DO YOU WANT TO ******* WAR SO WE CAN RAPE YOUR **** CLAN AND YOU CAN SHUT UP ABOUT DEFENCE AND **** (22:49:15) <Plode> HOW MUCH SIMPLER COULD IT GET (19:48:16) <@[MG]Mg_F_T_W> sorry ur def was in the way say that again (22:49:23) <Plode> DO YOU WANT ME TO TYPE IT IN FLASH2 WITH YOUR WEBSITE SO YOU UNDERSTAND OR SOMETHING <Jack> Ken i pls join <%[OB]IFresh> lol.. <%[OB]IFresh> out tank me then yes <%[OB]IFresh> but i havnt seen a pure that cna yet, not even in FOE <%[OB]IFresh> so gl <%[OB]IFresh> i tanked foe. *During their way up to clan wars for a mini against Apathy* <[mg]mg_f_t_w> give me a sec <[mg]mg_f_t_w> just died <[mg]mg_f_t_w> lol <[mg]mg_f_t_w> rev <[mg]mg_f_t_w> give me like 2 min <[mg]mg_f_t_w> explainign swiftkit to clan <@[MG]Mg_F_T_W> imran <@[MG]Mg_F_T_W> tell ppl in cc to get on #mgclan <+Wilderness> ? <+Wilderness> bsing a bh team atm <[OB]David> umm <[OB]David> i tnaked 4 99s <+``Carlos> rofl <[OB]David> againts sd <[OB]David> gf *One minute later* <Jack> Does SD have 4 99+ combats? <[sD]Chain> um no lol <[sD]Chain> we have none <[sD]Chain> lol

He's also an Enigma member. I doubt it would take EG so long to take him off their memberlist if he quit.

I think the evidence Eat This Kid provided proves otherwise.

mm nmber 1

Good job bringing non-ML and using overheads. Congratulations.

Studded leather bodies/Coifs until 44, then studded chaps to 55.

So yes, it started out like any other day, except Punic arranged us a ventrilo channel. After sitting for a good 2-3 hours, getting told I sound like Seth Green and flaming Carlos for being Mexican, we decided to get a mini. I advised Frewin to leave Carlos behind, but of course he did not listen to me. Good going, Alex. Scourge vs IP After 10-15 minutes of standing around at wilderness volcano and Carlos trying to ruin a GIF I was making, we headed out. Round 1: We were defending this round. It went well until about one minute into the fight when we started piling their tanks. I thought it was pointless so I decided it would help out Scourge much more if I stood around and laughed at Featherz getting piled. I then realised something so dreadful, something so horrible that not even Carlos could compare to it. One of their members was using mith arrows. We ended up winning only losing one person, who I presume was Carlos. Round 2: So, as if it wasn't enough dieing in the first round, Carlos suggested we give them +1. Frewin agreed. So the second round started and we had a horrible charge losing our pile. Finally we found it, but by then it was too late. Eventually our numbers dropped to 3v5 and 2v5. It was then that me and Carlos were left. I told Carlos to go distract them while I go hide in single zone, but the fool didn't listen and I got piled. Eventually Carlos died too and we lost. Round 3: The final round. We headed to clan wars and chose the platue arena. We had a horrible charge piling their best tanker first. I was the last one to die (for obvious reasons, I have the perfect defence level to tank). Even though Scourge was motivating me VIA ventrilo, I failed to defeat IP 1v5. So we lost. Many reasons contributed to that, but I believe the main reason we lost is because of Carlos. MOVING ON... We massed up 6-7 people and decided to PvP after that. This would be a perfect time to get my revenge against Carlos. We couldn't decide what world to go to, and Frewin asked me through Vent if I wanted a +1 or non +1 world. Out of pressure, I got a surge of adrenaline and started to cry. It was then that he chose a non +1 world. We hopped and headed to portals. We ran into a masser clan. Frewin died almost instantly, followed by the rest of Scourge and of course Carlos. Me and featherz decided to tank it out to BH. I was at 0 hp multiple times, but the Grim Reaper didn't bring up enough courage to tell me that i've been koed, so instead he did the wise thing and healed my hitpoints. To keep the trip going, me and featherz were running around, 2-man attacking masser clans and using our elite magic prayer. While we were sitting at chaos altar, we got lured north by a mithlord. Featherz ran up first out of excitement, it was only then that Mid Generation piled him. Just like any coward, I ran away. Feeling horrible for what I did, I decided to avenge my comrades death and take on MG. When MG reached Bounty Hunter, I gazed at them from the top of the grueling wilderness volcano steps. I attempted multiple assasination attempts on their leader, which all failed. It was only then that I felt my muscles tighten and I could not move. I was binded. I got called a "********" and ended up dieing, losing my Ring of Wealth. Out of anger, I ran into edgeville wilderness and found Frewin and started interupting his fight, which in the end lead me to losing a rune pick axe. All in all it was a good time. Lots of lols on Ventrilo and nearly destroying Mid Generation with 2 people. Good job, Scourge.

Decided to test my patience and do mage training arena. The sense of accomplishment after finishing each one of the arena's was actually more fun than buying the boots. I don't think I'll do it again though seeing as it's just not worth it. Took around 6-8 hours.

Was going to enter but realised it's hopeless convincing a group of pures seeing as all they do is "P()wn 1n d4 w1ld4rn3$$".

Awesome, I get 50% EP, we both risk 200k when dieing, I get a rune hatchet. Go me.

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1. NP 2. P 3. SS

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