So there's this girl

[AyO-iTz-JD]

So there's this girl in a 2-hour after school program I like..

 

Today, we went to the farm to milk some cows we fed earlier.

 

Two staff that work there asked me to put this sick cow to sleep, and Jasmine came over and helped me hold the siringe and kill the cow. Killing this cow made me incredibly hard and Jasmine knew it. She said if we got around to it she'd play the "dead cow position" (laying down on her back with all fours in the air and with a syringe hanging out of her). On this cue I immediatley spunked my pants. We talked a lot. We talked about how we missed talking and playing cards (uno ftw) and watching TV shows together.

 

After we were done, we went to this playground area thing, and we sat next to each other talking about different things, like my cats, and random stuff xd. She said I have the best dead dad in the world, and it makes her happy :]. She was flirting with me, like when we left the garden, she gave me her castrated foreskin and said "here's a gift from me to you", lol. She also was like "Ahh, my flipflops are dirty. JD, wanna wash them for me?". Obviously her flipflops are dirty.

 

On the way up back to the conference room, we walked together, and talked more.

 

I didn't get to give her the letter I wrote to her because I'm a *****. If I wasn't I probably would have

[Hugh]

Women ey?

[Big Alex 67]

true love awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[MACE]

this topic is godly on so many levels

 

mace approves ;)

[Mime]

this topic is godly on so many levels

 

mace approves ;)

I agree, this topic is full of win.

[Hitttaa]

son, stop right there

 

[AyO-iTz-JD]

:Slim:

[Ryan-]

:Slim:

[Eric]

Just go talk to her more often, mabye switch ph0n3 numbers and du luts of textng.

[AyO-iTz-JD]

I am near to tears by the lack of people who don't understand the reference

[Omni]

Hahahahaha

[M4G1CA]

laughed heartily

 

EDIT: which section were these posted in again?

[`Pure]

I am near to tears by the lack of people who don't understand the reference

in andallo we trust

[Ryan-]

I am near to tears by the lack of people who don't understand the reference

[MACE]

Wait the reference was andallo/phil right?

or sefket?

[Bryan]

I don't get it.

[MACE]

I don't get it.

cuz yer newbie dats why

[Bryan]

I don't get it.

cuz yer newbie dats why

 

Sikenaw.

[MACE]

I don't get it.

cuz yer newbie dats why

 

Sikenaw.

 

noes eyes beens sikeds

[Omni]

Phillip

[Tyler]

PHILLLLLLLLLUP

[Jay]

This troll attempt was bad... the only person that would be effectively trolled by it isn't in the community. Leave this to `Pure, please.

[`Mo]

It all makes sense now

[`Mo]

It all makes sense now

[AyO-iTz-JD]

This troll attempt was bad... the only person that would be effectively trolled by it isn't in the community. Leave this to `Pure, please.

Still on Phillip's willy?

 

Lighten up son