Spittles and the Crazy Bug

[whalemeat]

One day spittles came home from work to find a small bug on his door. He laughed and said "silly bug" but then suddenly he was transported to a world where bugs walk as humans and humans were slaves. Spittles then woke up and it was all a dream, only to find a bug on his pillow. He laughed and said "silly bug" but then suddenly he was transported to a world where spittles were packaged into bags and sold for $0.99 or in bigger bags for $1.49, or in the kinda big bags with the zipper for $2.49. Spittles cried for decades, then was transported back to this universe. He has never said the words 'silly bug' ever since. If you ask him about this he will deny it because it haunts him so much.

[dotfire]

oh god hahahahaah im actually laughing

[`Mo]

Poor spittles. ):

[Azrael]

Macelawl

[badger]

lmfao

[whalemeat]

Macelawl