ok so

[Jay]

went to a party. was a complete bust and got kicked out, so i left with this girl. her friend who's still at the party tells us the host got super ****** and left, so of course we go back and drink all her beer. we hear she's on her way home so we take the rest of her booze and go to a nearby apartment of her friend (who's having sex on the host's bed).

 

drink rest of said booze, i'm on my way out the door and find the host's friend (owner of apartment we're currently in) sobbing on doorstep. as the gentleman i am, i escort her inside and console her, whilst still trying to leave. we find out her and other host (who were b est friends) got in fight because she was having sex on host's bed. host's tooth got knocked out. my jacket and keys are in her apartment. she's in a bad mood. gettin my **** will be tough. through black magic, i manage to get inside first host's apartment, find my coat but not keys. keys end up being inside second's host apartment, somehow. all the while, girl i left with initially is quite literally begging for sex. i am done with hthe whole situation and drive home buzzed. when i type this up for documentation's sake.

 

goodnihbt

[zulu mambulu]

good night

[Derp]

lol nice.

[Tyler]

Don't drink and drive, you ought to know better! ;)

[Volt]

wow, you turned down a chance to lose your virginity?

[Lawson]

Should of taken up the offer!

[Su lc l De]

she must of been ******* nasty lolol

[Big Alex 67]

dont let the bed bugs bite

[Ryan-]

yea right

[Owen]

v nicely done. family reunion parties are always my favourite too

[Josh--]

lmao ^

[`Pure]

sounds a lot like rape

[Zell]

lololol

[-Jesse]

lool wtf

[aTommy]

drinking and dribing? ONO

[Seany]

Wow, Jay.

[My Gwas]

DRINKDRIVEFAIL