So there's this mutated sub-terranian android

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So there's this mutated sub-terranian android in a four-hour after school program I like..

 

Today, we went to the garden to plant some flowers and seeds we grew earlier. It was a really gay thing to do. We're gay like that.

 

Two staff that work there asked me to plant some pumpkins that we had grown inside, and Bridget (the mutated sub-terranian android I like) came over and helped me dig and plant the pumpkins XD. We talked a lot. We talked about how we missed talking and playing cards (45 minute spit game, I suck at it) and watching amputee porn together.

 

After we were done, we went to this playground area thing, and we sat next to each other talking about our feelings. Except I was the chick and she was the dude because I'm so emo. I told her I like my dog, and random stuff xd. She said I have the best feet in the world, and it makes her happy :]. She was flirting with me, like when we left the garden, she gave me her gloves and said "here's something to make you not smell like ****", lol. She also was like "Ahh, my flipflops are flipflops. Hey retard, wanna wash them for me?". Obviously she likes me :D.

 

On the way up back to the conference room, we walked together, and talked more.

 

I wanted to give her a letter I wrote to her, because I'm gay and write letters. There were too many staff around and I thought they'd make fun of me and call me fat. If I had the chance I would have sucked my own ***** >.<

[Jay]

lol'd all of the way through.

[Phillip]

copypasta

[Big Alex 67]

lol'd

[Anthoni]

Lmfao