Malice Mediation

[M4G1CA]

Caught in a conflict of morals that never seems to end? Are deep philosophical questions keeping you awake at night? Is a clan in an aggressive stance towards you who you'd rather be hugging?

 

Look no further, you have found the place to ease all of your worries and solve each and all of your problems. Well known among the pure world as the clan with the unarguably highest moral high ground and the self-determined least biased of all clans, we bring to you our abilities of neutrality, rationality and clear-headedness in a cost-free service!

 

Simply post your question and our sages will get back to you soon :)

[Piers]

what the **** is this ***** **** Nicholas?

[Grifte]

The world is going to end today, what are u gonna do about it?

[AndyIbeat]

Iwis banned me from #malice after I almost killed him in red portal, can this problem be erectified?

[OIdwildy]

Iwis banned me from #malice after I almost killed him in red portal, can this problem be erectified?

 

Any problem dealing with Andy will swiftly be erectified.

[Tonkatruckin]

Will Mandy go out with me?

[Big Alex 67]

elmo's mom pics or gtfo

[M4G1CA]

The world is going to end today, what are u gonna do about it?

Malice, as a clan with a high moral standard, is expected to make it to the next world during the Rapture. We will continue playing Runescape and representing Malice beside God on his cosmic spaceship.

 

Iwis banned me from #malice after I almost killed him in red portal, can this problem be erectified?

Iwis comes from Latvia and speaks almost no English. Through this I come directly to the conclusion that he most likely believed you to be offending his family as a result of miscommunication. I am sorry for this and hopefully somebody will one day unban you from #malice.

 

Will Mandy go out with me?

This depends on ***** size and attractiveness. I would guess that you have neither of these, as your signature containing a utility vehicle used in heavy construction points to overcompensation.

 

EDIT:

 

@Alex

 

We're holding onto those as a reward for our first trip with a pull of 100.

[Kyle]

why has malice been open like 3 months and had like 0 trips?

[M4G1CA]

why has malice been open like 3 months and had like 0 trips?

I'm suprised you think that we never have any trips when last week one of you asked us to help you vs FOE and EOP

[`Pure]

I will deliver great questions.

 

If Pinocchio said his nose would grow, what would happen?

 

Does the set of all those sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?

 

Why is the night sky black if there is an infinity of stars?

 

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

[M4G1CA]

I will deliver great questions.

 

If Pinocchio said his nose would grow, what would happen?

 

Does the set of all those sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?

 

Why is the night sky black if there is an infinity of stars?

 

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Oh ok I see how it is

 

1. If Pinocchio said his nose would grow it wouldn't happen immediately, but that fker is probably trying to warn us that he'll be lying about something in the near future.

 

2. I'd say yes since it has 2 common letters with the word "set" whereas the word no has none.

 

3. there may be an infinite number of stars, but there is space between the stars that outnumbers the stars' presence by a ratio of (infinite+1):infinite

 

4. harpoon guns make less noise than a normal gun, so I'd suggest a harpoon gun with a silencer.

 

edit: forgot the vegie one

 

3.5 no man that's cannibalism

[`Pure]

Well played...round 2

 

If you try to fail, and you succeed, which have you accomplished?

 

When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

 

Can you get cornered in a round room?

 

If the whole world is a stage, then where is the audience sitting?

 

If superglue is so good, then why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

[Seann]

Are aliens real?

[Xpnkrockemox]

Why does malice crash us every weekend in f2p, and still lose?

 

I dont get it.

[Waldo]

Why is Inu bad at everything?

[pwna fella/ko n00b 2h]

why does the devil hate god?

 

why is it that jews have big noses?

 

why doesnt anybody like asians?

 

why did my dad leave me alone to deal with my mom?

[Altus]

Why does Inu keep opening and closing clans? :c

[Tonkatruckin]

why has malice been open like 3 months and had like 0 trips?

I'm suprised you think that we never have any trips when last week one of you asked us to help you vs FOE and EOP

 

:teehee:

[Lawson]

Well played...round 2

 

If you try to fail, and you succeed, which have you accomplished?

 

When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

 

Can you get cornered in a round room?

 

If the whole world is a stage, then where is the audience sitting?

 

If superglue is so good, then why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

 

Oh my, that **** just ****** my brain up.

[Dirty Wobble]

I have a question.. If all this is true abiut M, why did staff flame me yesterday in your irc when I was just idling asking me about our capes. I agreed that you guys had it first and it's really not a big deal then your ranks say I'm an idiot making excuses. I just left the irc and if my memory serves, a voice with a malice tag on had to be the more mature member and tell them to stfu.

[Blitz U]

What is this about?

 

Outrage owns tho ;).

[Srave]

Why haven't you answered `Pure's questions?

[Dirty Wobble]

What if the hokipoki was really what it was ALL about?

 

If a hot 16 year old girl has a baby, is she a milf?

 

If Inu was sleeping inbetween a hot girl and a gay dude, who would he face?

[M4G1CA]

Well played...round 2

 

If you try to fail, and you succeed, which have you accomplished?

 

When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

 

Can you get cornered in a round room?

 

If the whole world is a stage, then where is the audience sitting?

 

If superglue is so good, then why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

1. you have failed in succeeding to fail to succeed

2. yes, but for that you have to equip everybody with gravity boots and stand on the wall

3. in the auditorium

4. I'm.... I'm stumped. Just kidding of course, its because the inside of the tube is made of super super slippyslidey plastic

 

Are aliens real?

yes

 

Why does malice crash us every weekend in f2p, and still lose?

 

I dont get it.

because you didnt wanna go to the prom with us

 

Why is Inu bad at everything?

Being good at being bad is something to rejoice.

 

why does the devil hate god?

 

why is it that jews have big noses?

 

why doesnt anybody like asians?

 

why did my dad leave me alone to deal with my mom?

1. god boned his mom

2. im german, its best i stay neutral here

3. i do, question obsolete

4. he thought it would be a nice character building experience for you

 

Why does Inu keep opening and closing clans? :c

because he likes to feel important and make big moves

 

I have a question.. If all this is true abiut M, why did staff flame me yesterday in your irc when I was just idling asking me about our capes. I agreed that you guys had it first and it's really not a big deal then your ranks say I'm an idiot making excuses. I just left the irc and if my memory serves, a voice with a malice tag on had to be the more mature member and tell them to stfu.

you obviously entered the channel engaging in a conversation about team capes with the intention of starting a giant flame war, we just kindly gave you what you asked for

 

What if the hokipoki was really what it was ALL about?

 

If a hot 16 year old girl has a baby, is she a milf?

 

If Inu was sleeping inbetween a hot girl and a gay dude, who would he face?

1. then the world would be equal to the square root of hoki multiplied by the constant poki added to the number of pures on runescape divided by the expansion rate of the universe

2. by definition, yes

3. he'd push the girl aside and spread his legs on the bed tummy down