badger controls the fatal eruption of mayhem

[badger]

Ok so this saturday, the only day I log on, i hear a lot about teaming, and how apparently MM and Fi and EoP and CT are getting a little gay or something. I don't know the story, and I don't really give a ****, because everyone teamed today. This is the story of badger, the person who isn't going to lie and be a retard about opts.

 

 

 

Badger+EoP vs MM and FI(not teaming)

 

So EoP asks me if I can help them on their saturday trip because they know someone as good as me will be more useful than a swiss army knife, so I'm like sure guys.

 

Fi rushes us, and we win pretty well for 5 seconds, and then a group of MM rushes through FI and another group rushes from our side of the fight.(This is literally 2 seconds in to the fight, I doubt like no one died from either side honestly) Eop gets in to single, because obviously MM and Fi are more focused on us than each other.

 

we pull south and get the **** out of there.

 

EoP Starting- 70

fi starting-60

mm starting-?

 

 

Round 2-The Terrible Teaming

 

so now, chilling with eop, we get word that MM AND Fi are standing at gap next to each other not attacking each other(at this point it's a bit obvious whats going, but I won't assume anything because my topic isn't ******** like FI, MM, and CT's.)

 

So EoP rushes them for god knows what reason, bravery? maybe we'll never find out. Anyways, Ct comes rushing through the gap and starts spamming **** like off red on green etc and killing FI. Eop pushes through the gap a few after CT arrives and kills the rest of FI(and like half of CT invariably) at the vents. At this point we have like 50 left, while MM is still sitting on a strong 70. We try and fight MM but numbers overwhelm us pretty quickly. I'd say we did decent, because at least we lasted a while.

 

Was a fun fight if you fuckfaces would stop arguing over it and admit your ******* losses

 

 

MM Starting-75-80

FI Starting-60

Combined MMFI Force that WASN'T teaming but weren't attacking anyone but EOP-140

 

EoP Starting-70

CT Starting-55ish

Combined EoPCT Force that WASN'T teaming but weren't attacking anyone besides said above clans-125-130

 

Endings

MM-I'd say 50ish, whatever they say on their topic is probably inaccurate

FI-like 20 that returned to the fight, FI was mostly cleared by EOPCT.

EoP-0, yes we lost

CT-0(after eop and fi were dead, poor lilguys had to take on a full MM and straggler FI)

 

 

Round 3- The EoP vs MM fight(almost)

 

ok so finally a 1v1 fight might have become possible, and mm rushed us at ports as we were logging in. It was down to about 50 EoP vs 30 MM at one point, but MM was obviously the faster returner in this one and had stragglers still coming to the fight. MM started to take the lead and CT showed up attacking everyone. Eop ran to the gate and was followed by CT and MM, basically everyone dying.

 

i'd say the winner was MM before CT showed. just my opinion though, but I WAS at the entire fight(because I never die) so that was just my perspective.

 

 

round 4- MM uses a good tactic 2 win a fight

 

so now we're like, the **** CT we wanna fite dese men in pink. So we login to a new world in the BH crater and MM comes rushing through spamming go to multi or some ****. So, we went to multi, and the fight began at southwest BH stairs. with MM having the single side advantage, we haul ass down the stairs by the entrance of the rev cave. CT also shows up spamming off war or some ****, but I don't think they actually attacked anyone. at this point it looks like we've won the war, so Eop spreads out like an eagles wings and collects our hard earned scims. All of a sudden, a shitload of MM rushes out of no where, killing like half of EoP stragglers in the process and then turning the the rest of our now weak ass force. I'm assuming you guys were chilling in the rev cave but I could be wrong

 

Startings/Endings

Eop-65

MM-75ish

 

endings

Eop-0

MM-60ish

 

 

 

A note to moderators: I would love it if you didn't delete my topic blindly, assuming it's a stupid troll or something. This is the only clear vision of Saturday that doesn't keep it's own clan's public appearence more in mind than what actually happened, and this is giong to be the most accurate topic right now. If you have a problem with it, then please, by all means message Badger on swiftIRC or send me a private message here, telling me what's wrong with my topic.

 

 

PS.

 

don't ******* team *******

 

that is all

[-Charlie-]

Step ur game up Fi.

Sucks I can't even call us rivals anymore, too easy :[

 

Just kidding, was fun stuff , different than the usual. Just hope it doesn't happen again, don't piggy back each other guys thats gay!

Fun saturday in all

[Bad Kangaroo]

idk if srs

[OIdwildy]

Needs pictures.

[badger]

idk if srs

it is serious, read the topic.

[Dann]

Everyone knows what happened. Both clans are bad.

[badger]

Everyone knows what happened. Both clans are bad.

every clan that teamed today, including mm, ct, fi, and eop, are bad

[Jeebles]

ban this ked

[badger]

ban this ked

for what? not lying on my topic?

[Josh--]

team pls

[-Charlie-]

Everyone knows what happened. Both clans are bad.

every clan that teamed today, including mm, ct, fi, and eop, are bad

Lol we didn't team, we went for Fi, MM attacked us. So we gave them some of their own medicine.

[-Charlie-]

Proof we didn't team with EOP, and that Fi was cleared. MM proceed to attack us after Fi is cleared

 

No editing at all, just the PCR file with some captions, for all of you idiots who say we got cleared / attacked MM with EOP.

 

Fi was helping MM fight EOP before we arrived, we wanted to make it fair so we seperated Fi from the fight and cleared them ourselves. I put in the part where we rushed in too, you see Fi attacking EOP.

 

 

Now shut up, por favor.

[Dutch Robert]

Everyone knows what happened. Both clans are bad.

every clan that teamed today, including mm, ct, fi, and eop, are bad

 

We didn't team man, we didn't team, we hunted FI down.

[Seann]

The 3rd fight was wierd we got told Fi was at the stairs so we walked up, as we got there we saw a ton of people coming down the stairs, so we spammed "Off" and anyone who attacked us died o.O.

[`Pure]

`PURE APPROVED! KEEP IT UP BADGER! WEEKEND TOPICS WITH NO BULL**** AHHH YEAAA!

[ImMarcus]

lol'd reading this whole topic.

 

 

 

Badger

 

 

you head #1 Mpc teamed with #1 Lpc/Outrage?

l0l

[-Charlie-]

lol'd reading this whole topic.

 

 

 

Badger

 

 

you head #1 Mpc teamed with #1 Lpc/Outrage?

l0l

what?... wtf did you just say

[bird]

you're in eop, kinda defeats the no ******** factor :-p

[badger]

you're in eop, kinda defeats the no ******** factor :-p

please, enlighten me on what is false in my topic

[Inu]

I ******* love you, my **** is magnetized towards you.

[Leech]

Eop and foe would of destroyed MM and FI without question

[badger]

Eop and foe would of destroyed MM and FI without question

ok, irrelevant

[2chainz]

where was foe :(

 

FOEOP IS BETTER!!!!!!

[Darker]

gj

[AndyIbeat]

Badger won today in my eyes.