RuneScape Pickup Lines

[Druzzy]

Nice Bunyip, wanna ****

[Alpha]

Is it wrong that I want to tame you with my abyssal whip?

[Hugh]

Do you have 99 slayer?

 

Share?

 

 

funny **** druzzy

[M4G1CA]

"Oh baby, you're going to make me burst before the entangle I cast on you wears down."

 

"Only you can make me burst when I'm on normal magicks, sweety"

 

"Do you have any unraked farming crops? You're a bit low leveled for me, but I've been told that anything with grass on its patch is fair game."

[Tyrone]

 

Your topic posted 2/16/2010

 

Nice one dude =)

[Hugh]

 

Your topic posted 2/16/2010

 

Nice one dude =)

 

Epic win r3lv

 

Druzzy your so original

[Ykcir]

The law says you gotta be 18, but that doesn't stop me in runescape. ;)

[Skillzy]

Pixel Love at first sight

[Tom N Eto]

I just finished my treasure trail and you're the reward.

 

Good concept bad execution ye?

[Druzzy]

 

Your topic posted 2/16/2010

 

Nice one dude =)

 

Yeah I Googled the first post to get the topic going and then just came off the dome with the others. I was going to start out by saying that but thought maybe no one would find out or care.

 

BUSTED

[Yawnz]

Do you have 99 fishing? Ill cover you in lemon juice and eat your tuna surprise.

Lmfao...

[Chew]

I have a sixpack in real life

[Jay]

Do you have 99 woodcutting? Cause you can sure chop my wood.

 

Do you have 99 cooking? Yes, because you're a woman.

 

Do you have 99 constitution? Because I'm abusive.

[Alpha]

Do you have 99 woodcutting? Cause you can sure chop my wood.

 

Do you have 99 cooking? Yes, because you're a woman.

 

Do you have 99 constitution? Because I'm abusive.

 

well done sir

 

Do you have 99 thieving? Because I like my women hispanic or black.

[Druzzy]

This should be pinned

[Aidan]

Does your katana represent the size on your dong?

 

Are you Serbia? Because I would love to bang you.

 

Do you want a baby pure? Because I'm pregnant.

 

Your butts not on your period.

 

I didn't know you could camp on RuneScape but my pants say otherwise.

 

Oh so your 12? Because I'm a pedophile.

 

You must be good at questing because you drive the monkey in my pants mad.

 

Are you no honor? Because you can use dirty tactics on me.

 

I think I invented a new Curse because I'm splitting your vagina.

 

So, I see your staff of light is as big as mine.

 

Do you have 99 defence or are you just playing hard to get?

 

Do you have 99 farming? Because my pants are growing.

[Nara]

This topic turned my dds into a d long.

[Omni]

Moved and pinned for lols.

[Alpha]

Moved and pinned for lols.

 

Oh Omni! Are you 99 hitpoints because you have consumed my heart.

[Aidan]

Moved and pinned for lols.

 

/me highfives Omni.

[Su lc l De]

most epic topic in existence

[Bond]

You var-rock my socks

 

I have 99 dungeoneering and am requesting to explore your cave

 

I'm zezima

[ydoC]

hey you play runescape? i'm going to rape you

:mace:

[Elmos]

Do you have 99 firemaking? cause you make my wood very hot :)

 

I use to have a dragon dagger, until I saw you it became a dragon longsword! (classic)

 

Your defence must be very low cause I'm getting into you very easily

 

If I had 99 magic I would magically reorder the alphabet and put "i" next to "u"

[Mage]

Do you know how much Jad weighs? ...

 

Enough to break the ice