RuneScape Pickup Lines

[Dirty Wobble]

Do you have 43 prayer? Cause we're gonna need protection prayers all night...

 

My fail pickup line :))

Do you have 43 prayer because we're gonna need protection

 

Would sound better

 

Definitely, thank you sir.

Hello. Thank you for saying thank you.

- Ben

P.S. You're welcome!

[Juelz]

Do you have 99 range? Cuz u put a love arrow through my heart

[Tofu]

Do you have 99 fishing? Ill cover you in lemon juice and eat your tuna surprise.

l0l chyeaa

[Soulsniper]

hey you play runescape? i'm going to rape you

:no:

:no:

lmfao truest one from most scapers ive seen

[Kay Cam]

Do you have 43 prayer? Cause we're gonna need protection prayers all night...

 

My fail pickup line :))

I used that IRL.

[-Austin-]

LMAO that's amazing.

[Seany]

Hey do you have 99 fishing? Cause I would let you dive into my cooch anyday ;)

[Rollhard Six]

hey fattie, wnna go out?

 

^ no lie seen it before.

 

 

 

need25postocunttogetingoodsection

[Replace]

Are you in MM? Because you called the Higher Force thats my pants.

[Ebin]

^ NUB

[Feelthef1re]

Wow lol those are pretty funny lololol XD

[DRAKEE]

Are you in MM? Because you called the Higher Force thats my pants.

 

Or.. The higher force down my pants causes lots of mayhem. They work together alot ^_^

[Ir0ny]

Wanna see my Black 2h?

[OIdwildy]

Hi, I'm oidwildy.

 

Always does the trick, even irl.

[J0n]

brb using

 

jk :P

[IR Ricky]

you tele here often? ;)

[Aidan]

Wanna see my Black 2h?

 

l000000000000l

 

never thought i'd laugh at an xL member's joke . hm .

[Drake-]

Do you have 99 woodcutting? Cause you can sure chop my wood.

 

Do you have 99 cooking? Yes, because you're a woman.

 

Do you have 99 constitution? Because I'm abusive.

 

well done sir

 

Do you have 99 thieving? Because I like my women hispanic or black.

lol'd so hard

 

Do you have a spade? Cus I'm diggin' that ass

[Bear Unit]

My DDS just turned into a Dragon Long Sword.

[SM0K33]

I have 99 hunter because I've been stalking you for some time now

 

true for most rs players

[Hugger]

Lol? You have 99 runecrafting?

 

I don't even want to have sex with you anymore..

[scumtroll69]

can i shove my fist of guthix into your underground pass?

[JaKeyy]

Are you in MM? Because you called the Higher Force thats my pants.

LOL got 'em

 

 

Is that an AGS in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[Icyy]

LMFAO

these are pretty funny

[girraffeboy82]

suck me off while i **** ur dad