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A hard day of chopping wood

OIdwildy

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How much wood would Malice chop if Malice would chop wood?

 

While anxiously waiting for our Citadel to upgrade, our slave laborer Inu gave us a few minutes of rest. Our hatchets had become dull, and we had no one rooting for us anymore. (get it?)

What to do, what to do?

"What did we do before that Clan Citadel update?" A lone voice asked.

-"I think we used to swing our blades at each other!" A Malician shouted.

"We could destroy some clans!" A little girl replied.

 

And so it was done.

 

Today, Team #WhaleJimmy went out and had some fun. Our minds were set on woodcutting, our hearts with Inu forever, but our Body fiercely set upon the destruction of Inferior Men, foolish enough to dare challenge #Wonderland.

 

 

Round 1: Now, I don't know what happened here. Maybe it was our rusty skill, maybe some of our members forgot to unequip their hatchets? Bottom line? We got harpooned. We got harpooned harder then A baby whale surrounded by Forks. It was a sad day for Mankind, and many Whales were heard crying as Jimmy fell into the ocean.

0-1

 

Malice Starting opts: 6

Malice Ending opts: 0

 

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Round 2: Forced on the defence, our spirits were low. The morale was absent and our eyes were filled with tears. Tears for Jimmy.

But the Gods answered our prayers. An inventory filled with Anchovy Topped Pizzas and a bucket of Swordfish was all Jimmy needed to return to Wonderland. Many Harpoons were swung, many forks were stabbed but Jimmy did not falter. A hug here, a hug there, Tanked till out and Wonderland was one again filled with hopes, dreams and joyful underaged teen girls, willing to do Everything for some horny Nerds. What more could we ask for?

1-1

 

Malice Starting opts: 6

Malice Ending opts: 4

 

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Round 3: But the battle was far from over. The tirrany of our opponents were felt in our hearts. (I hope that by now, It is getting obvious that I have no clue whatsoever what clan we were fighting) They dared Mock us and get a 1-1 for bragging rights? This round could not be over until we destroyed every fibre of their Dragonhide Spiked bodies.

Ah, the whale was once again first pile. With only dry land surrounding, it fell on the cold, dry floor with a loud bang. But still, as Jz said; Cute Tank OIdwildy.

Needless to say, the death of this whale was more then enough to send the rest of Wonderland off with only one thing on their mind: Revenge.

2-1

 

Malice Starting opts: 6

Malice Ending opts: 4

 

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Gf My mighty, anonymous opponents. May our blades clash once again, in a not too distant future.

 

Disclaimer; A shoutout to my homies from Zenith. Lawson #1 Leader Apps are open

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Get back to history lesson.

 

No u.

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Hmm Gj i was there :)

 

Does this mean we fought EoP?

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What kinda teacher are you

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What kinda teacher are you

 

The good kind.

 

 

Wouldn't you guys LOVE to have me as your teacher?

I swear to God I **** around so much.

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So much effort for a miniwar topic that I feel obligated to say congratulations.

 

Oldwildy #1

 

Just because of that we won't crash you this saturday.

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Making topics is my +1 gift to the world.

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So in the end did Jimmy get saved? :ph34r:

 

That is a whole other story...

 

inb4 next topic.

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lol topics like this make my <3 Malice even more :)

 

Lets merge and call ourselves [M]

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lol topics like this make my <3 Malice even more :)

 

Lets merge and call ourselves [M]

ill take it into consideration ;p

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