Mandyland 24/7

[Inu]

Topic by OId Wildy

 

 

 

I'm going to be srs. We were crapping our pants. With 5 minutes to prep left, we had 15 people in clanchat. Inu was out at w57 trying to steal some Vikings, and we decided to accept free Spies to make our opts seem even a bit more impressive. Clans we would normaly **** upon now found the oppurtunity to challenge us.

We gladly accepted.

 

Our day started out with a Runin vs TB. We were getting offers from all around, clans that shat themselves hiding last week now suddenly sent scout after scout to crash us. We knew we were going to get crashed, but we felt like some warmups were needed. TB gladly answered the call, them defending at Gap, Mandyland felt their Rune hand strike upon their arrival.

The fight was a draw. I could go out of my ass telling you all how we were winning, but our first returners (meh) found The Hatred and WAR on their way to crash. We called it quitsies and dipped out. The next fight was waiting for our arrival.

 

Malice Starting: 23

 

 

 

 

 

Outrage gave us a ******* great fight last time, and we knew they would deliver again. I can't post opts, but I'll just show a screenshot of what we were up against. We had 23 at the time.

A battle emerged that would even make the Northern Gods smile. The Valhalla BV dreamt of was had at furnace. Wave after wave of endless Outrage crashed upon us. Maliceland stood invaded. Defeated. But with glorious honor destroying the pillars of the clan that was once called Outrage.

 

Malice Starting: 23

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After Outrage defeating a low pulling Maliceland, the strangest thing occurred. A few Australians found their way to their keyboards, and found the time fit to aid us in this time of need.

 

Malice Starting: 27

 

Malice was about to get revenge for the whales. Finaly another fight against EF.

What we did not suspect was other clans not being so lucky as us. Apparently, some trips weren't as fun as ours, and the need to crash our glorious battle was fueled by wave after wave of kids who dared face our wrath.

What we saw rushing at us weren't the familiar Pink capes. It were Red longboats, ready to strike down upon us. Needless to say, 27 Malicers were more then enough to handle this.

While clearing the last of the Viking scraps, suddenly The Hatred found us. Strange, but strong as we were, we decided to stay and fight.

Suddenly it was clusterfest. Tales were sung about our glorious victories, and many other clans decided to take a peek. Thanks for watching kids, but we survived them all, standing strong in Mandyland.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FoE was sick of us stealing the spotlight. It appread our battles were so great that they couldn't get any action, so we set up a quick PKRI with them. I tanked like a boss, but a sad quickprayer mistake cost me the war. Jimmy down I repeat Jimmy down.

Ty for Hippy trying to help, but wasn't needed mate. We can easily clearFoE without you guys.

 

 

 

 

 

After this it was time to fight EF. Thanks for all the clans so far for the warmup, but it was Whales that needed to be defended. Every fight until now was just us screwing around. This was EF we were dealing with, and a moment of weakness would mean the death of at least 3 baby whales. We won't let that happen. Not after the tragedy that befell Jimmy's parents.

 

It was a chilling sight. Clothed in not leather, but in freshly woven baby Whale hides, the Exiled Forks stood tall. Arrows made of the sharpest Whale teeth. Scimitars holding the scales of once mighty underwaterGods.

 

That is, I WISH I could have said that.

 

We found a lone MM kid. Cute as he was, we decided to let him live.

Five minutes later, we got rushed by none other then the Mayhem Makers. We weren't sure if they dared face us, so we thought a natural 'off' would suffice. They decided to test our resolution. How far would YOU go for #Mandyland? Glad to be one of the clans to give them a fight, we accepted. Me defending East ghost hut, the rest of Malice defending West, we knew we had what it took to get some PCR dropouts.

Soon MM fell by our mighty swords, together with TLP and FoE and whutnot.

 

 

 

 

 

We heard NME was fighting BV. We found that cute, seeing as how we hadn't gotten a clean fight all day. We also heard a certain Whale bashing clan was going to crash. We couldn't let this happen. Crashing? Today? Not on our watch. #1 Anti-Crashers Malice set out. 23 Whales strong, we decided to smite anyone in our way.

BV didn't deliver NME what they'd hope for. Dipping out after 30 seconds, leaving NME all alone in the wilderness. So we decided to finish the job. Not even ten seconds in the fight, we got crashed by TLP.

 

Ha. TLP rushing OUR fight? Just like we did to MM, we decided to say **** it. If we can't get a fight, we'll give them one. Holding our own in ghost hut, we destroyed main after main. Addy was filling our inventories. Mains were lucky because they weren't inside MY attack range. Fight us at Gap next week kids.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the end, we stood tall. The only clan tonight that did not crash anyone. We set up many fights, only to always face a different FoE. Not a single clan dared to face us in 1v1. Not a single runin was completed. But we stood tall. We defeated wave after wave of Med, High and Masser clan. GF to all involved. We'll be sure to return the favor. You guys were all lucky we didn't pull 30.

 

[`Pure]

Oldwildy should write a children's book.

[OIdwildy]

Nice topic. Very clever, nice layout and cute pics.

[ydoC]

Nice topic. Very clever, nice layout and cute pics.

lol

 

 

Gj on your trip Malice. Nice sub-topic.

[Rob]

#MANDYLAND #1 WE SHAT ON THE SHOCKING KLANS TODAY <3

[Viesturs]

I think it's worth mentioning that for once all the big clans worked together. They moved very swiftly when crashing us and even took turns. Great night for the pure community as a whole. Co-operation at it's very finest.

[Bad Kangaroo]

Ha. TLP rushing OUR fight? Just like we did to MM, we decided to say **** it. If we can't get a fight, we'll give them one. Holding our own in ghost hut, we destroyed main after main. Addy was filling our inventories. Mains were lucky because they weren't inside MY attack range. Fight us at Gap next week kids.

 

 

legends.

[Martin]

lol malice still pulling 20s

[Scotts Law]

=[ sorry for your crashfest trip M, hopefully next week will be better.

[♥ Sandra ♥]

Poor Maleece :( Hoped you still had fun nonetheless (which matters most)!

[OIdwildy]

I think it's worth mentioning that for once all the big clans worked together. They moved very swiftly when crashing us and even took turns. Great night for the pure community as a whole. Co-operation at it's very finest.

 

If only you dedicated to making topics you'd outclass me every single time.

[Azrael]

In the end, we stood tall. The only clan tonight that did not crash anyone. We set up many fights, only to always face a different FoE.

 

:wub:

[Ebin]

Nice job Malice , we had a fun fight vs u thanks for it :thumbsup:

[Cronic Ko]

lol

[bookabooka55]

nice job on ur trip malice

[Viesturs]

I think it's worth mentioning that for once all the big clans worked together. They moved very swiftly when crashing us and even took turns. Great night for the pure community as a whole. Co-operation at it's very finest.

 

If only you dedicated to making topics you'd outclass me every single time.

 

That's quite the compliment :D:D But I couldn't do it even if tried my best.

[BarrageKyle]

I miss the old topic's :(

[TruI0WN-Killab0w-Hon0r]

lol dude...

[TeeWee 0]

Looks like you had a nice trip :)

 

OffTopic: Jesus Christ, stop with the Emma Watson sigs/avatars/pictures, I'M SENSITIVE!

[Taste]

Love malice topics, gj battoling the big clans but I don't see us in the topic

[Dan - High Rating]

haha :P, nice topic, made me chuckle

[OIdwildy]

Love malice topics, gj battoling the big clans but I don't see us in the topic

 

I'm not 100% sure if you guys crashed us. I know I heard some talk about it on Teamspeak, but I was returning at that time. So I didn't put your name in my original topic, but #1 Asian Inu apparently did. When I get pictures from other members I will either update or ask for a rename.

 

 

 

Edit: I heard EoP logged into us at CA, but judging from your topic, you were picking off MM who were bullying us.

[Aidan]

This guys topics are too pro. They're so hooking, I have to read every word of teh topik

[Sirswat]

We never fought you, you kept putting us off...Which is a bit strange considering last night you said "CYA TOMORROW"

[OIdwildy]

We never fought you, you kept putting us off...Which is a bit strange considering last night you said "CYA TOMORROW"

 

As you can see, we were always busy fighting. If you maybe let us have a real fight we could have fought you after. Thanks to all the crashing (not implying it was only you guys, pretty much everyone crashed us tonight), we had to retry our fight with EF 3 times. And in the end, that fight didn't even go through.