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"What's changed since he [Dani Alves] came to Spain. He's undergone surgery on his ears, they've become smaller. And he's wearing glasses like an intellectual. However, a donkey with small ears and glasses is not all of a sudden a doctor, he's still a donkey," Parames said on Twitter.

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Our next door neighbours went mental when they found me and the wife at it like rabbits in their garden.

 

"Get your own carrots you thieving *****!" they shouted.

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My wife just called me.

 

She said, "The two kids want you to take them Bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."

 

"It's either one or the other," I said, "otherwise it's too expensive."

 

"Okay," she replied. "Which one do you prefer?"

 

I said, "David."

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My girlfriend reckons that a small ***** shouldn't affect our sex life.

 

She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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