Alliances won't save you [EoP's Saturday- 27/8/11]

[Milky]

 

After an epic Friday trip, we set out today excited because it was Saturday, and Saturday means the alliance of **** clans cannot hide in clan wars. We hoped to get fun fights with MM, Fi and TLP, however none of them were interested in giving us clean fights, infact MM and Fi did nothing but team against us all day. But this was no problem for us, and we ended up smacking MM until they ended and embarassing Fi in front of all their new Bv members, even when they got their ex-council's masser team of mains to help them.

 

Thanks for the fights Fatal Mayhem Ft. some ****** masser clan in Fi capes, hopefully we'll see you tomorrow not joined at the hip.

 

 

..::Coming Soon::..

 

 

Eruption of Pures vs Mayhem Makers

 

We started off our trip hearing MM were standing on sperm hill waiting for us. We knew we had roughly similar opts which would make it quite an easy fight for us considering their low member quality. We rushed onto them, immediately pushing them round to the west of sperm, and koes came left and right. MM dragged right and started running around and pretty much stalling as we killed them, and we heard Fi were running down from corp. They'd teamed against us twice last saturday, so we had expected this, so we quickly moped up the last few MM and dipped to single just as Fi rushed sperm. Better luck next time m8s.

 

 

 

EoP + FOE vs MM + Fi

 

We heard MM were at chaos altar in w90, while Fi stood at hills in the same world. We knew they would eventually team on us but we believed we could clear one of them before the other one came to save them. We decided MM was the easier clan to clear due to the copious amount of addy berserker shields Fi have, and we rushed them at chaos altar. Again we completely dominated them as they just did their best to stay alive without doing any damage back. We heard Fi were running over and braced ourselves for impact. We pulled south of the altar meaning Fi would rush into and kill MM, and it worked brilliantly as their mass recruits and Bv members bsed their own teammates.

 

As superior as we are to these two clans, we knew we couldn't win 60 v 100, and our anti-crashers FOE came in about 2 minutes later to even it up, and straight away the fight was back in our control. The two clans co-ordinated brilliantly, ensuring we didn't get in each others way while dominating the other clans. MM + Fi realised they were getting smashed, and called in Nippon Q's (ex-Fi council) team of mains called Supreme 0wnage to help. They stood at chaos altar entrance and binded and killed any EoP/FOE returners, allowing the alliance of crappy clans to pull it back.

 

However as we'd proven for 5 hours yesterday, no pure clans alive will out return EoP and FOE, and realising they still needed help, Rang3r Elmo called in Malice for help. Now fighting 2v4 we decided we'd pull the fight north to 18 ports where it would be more even, and here we once again took control of the fight. FOE defended in the port and lured MM/Fi/M/S0 into it as we stayed east and sniped, then FOE rushed out west and sniped into it too, meaning the alliance of crappy clans stood there killing each other while we stood outside and sniped them to pieces.

 

After about 10 minutes of this the mains ran off and we killed any pink/green caped pures on the battlefield, and got a fall in for ending.

 

 

 

EoP + FOE vs MM + Fi

 

We could have left at this point, but we were having so much fun embarassing our opposition both clans stayed around for a rerush. MM and Fi eventually did come back, but the mains and the other lil clans helping them had dipped, making for an easy fight. As we were on low food/prayer the crappy alliance initially took the advantage, however we pulled to BHB and regrouped, ready for MM + Fi to rush. They foolishly gave us time for all our returners to come, and by the time they did rush we were ready. We pulled up the stairs as they rushed, and focused east on the Fatality. K0 after k0 came, and Fi+MM pulled right to the northeast spot of the bhb in a last ditch attempt. FOE stayed south and sniped them as we rushed in west and obliterated any top piles. We just left click 1 hit their whole dd northeast and about 5 minutes after the fight started, 110+ Fi + MM were wiped from the battlefield. EoP and FOE got their seperate fall ins, spammed gf Fi+MM, and walked down to edge without either opponent returning.

 

Thanks for the fights today Fatal Mayhem, but considering we 2-0'd you with ease today, we hopefully won't see the same tomorrow.

 

 

 

 

Eruption of Pures vs The Last Pures

 

This was just for the ******* lulz. We heard they were having a 2 hour long return fight with someone at 13 ports, and we rushed in and killed every single last TLP and pretty much ruined their whole trip. Them 30 pulls must be painful. We killed them so quickly i've only seen 1 pic, hopefully will have more soon but if not just watch vid.

 

 

 

And so after ending all 3 of our targets today, we too dedided to call it a day on an epic feast of a trip. Big thanks to FOE for ac'ing our fights and helping us smash the crappy alliance, and thanks to MM + Fi for stepping up to the top 2.

 

 

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[Lucky Hit3r]

1st

 

Enemy only saw Eop when you ended :P

 

Great job vs Mm and Fi.

[Jatt]

nice1 guys

[L Ghostly Pk]

Interesting topic

 

Did not want to cause anything, however I smell a lot of bull ****

[Zach-l8l]

gj eop

[Scotty is w0rst]

seems like some clans got raped :D

[-Adam-]

Seems to me you were running and regrouping 90% of time... Then ran down to edge while Fatality waited for you at Bh

 

Btw lol!

[Celtic]

lol everything on this topic is fake.

mm was fighting you guys on sperm hill and you started spamming "gf mm" then ran away to hill giants or something dumb and mm stayed on sperm like wtf.

[Addy Daddy]

what were you doing in edgeville

[Solo]

Clan wars :(

 

LOL at the MM retards saying it's fake, when we rushed you at sperm hill and cleared you in 30 seconds that was fake too right? Lmfao

[ROLLY]

ownage!!!

was a fun trip!!

good job guys!

[Cayo]

hahahahahahaha :D

[ViiperN]

r00fl are you shiting me? not going to flame

gj eop but we pushed you guys 4 times and cleared you at port's ca and bh + grave yard and spiders

[Davld]

I want to know who thought it was a good idea and called it for both of those clans to run into a corner and get f2p gwased.

 

 

Successful Saturday eop

[Solo]

what were you doing in edgeville

 

went to see what was taking you and mm so long

[Flash_Cutter]

Like I always say, EOP gotta post fiction to boost members morale only way to keep their core members (invites). Alliance? We don't have an alliance think about that next time you go bitching to foe when you hit us and we fight back.

[Solo]

r00fl are you shiting me? not going to flame

gj eop but we pushed you guys 4 times and cleared you at port's ca and bh + grave yard and spiders

 

You realize we didn't fight 1v1 at all right?

[Lucky Hit3r]

Nvm..

[Addy Daddy]

what were you doing in edgeville

 

went to see what was taking you and mm so long

well it'd help if you were looking in the right place, the wilderness lol.

[ViiperN]

r00fl are you shiting me? not going to flame

gj eop but we pushed you guys 4 times and cleared you at port's ca and bh + grave yard and spiders

 

You realize we didn't fight 1v1 at all right?

even if we would foe would have crashed for sure.

[Shalamaar]

Eop got dropped, better luck next week.

[L Ghostly Pk]

The "Gwas" did not have a successful outcome anyway, by the time you thought you cleared us we had 30+ strong bottom of Bh stairs loool.

[0mgi0wnu23]

The 27th is over!!!

[ydoC]

Fun trip. :teehee:

[AndyIbeat]

Gj on your trip, was IR who was in the return war with TLP, lasted around 55 minutes till you showed up.