Enemy in the Wilderness

[Lucky Hit3r]

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Ah, the joy of a miniwar. Seeing as we weren't getting any action tonight, we were happy when [EF]Trile approached us for a 10v10.
Shocked as I was when I got called not to mass in Gamers grotto, safe haven of noobs, but at edge bank? Could the Gods have heard my prayers?

Yep. Bringing the good old 2006 back into the game, #NME was ready to Boss their way into epicness.

Rules?
-10v10 inside wilderness.
-No Corrupt.
-No Dungeoneering.
-No Overheads.
-No Returning.
-3 rounds.



Ah, the joy of the wilderness. Home of the unexpected.
While we were waiting for EF to mass up, we decided to venture into the wild, unprotected. A mighty 11 pull of thirsty, blood seeking Scimitar wielding Arrow loving 15% praying Gods of war hunted some random mains, ran around a little bit, Backstabbed some leaders at Chaos altar, poked kids on Teamspeak and hugged some AFKers.
Knowing that at this same moment in time, in a distant world, our opponents were gathering. Their mighty clan would rain down upon us like floating butterflies.
And still, we waited.















The start of a Miniwar.

How long has it been since this fleeting sensation left my body?
By now, you guys should know I scape shirtless. My young, muscled body able to withstand Blows up to Gravite, I find myself hauntingly beautiful. Whilst looking in the mirror just the other day, I couldn't help but feel my masculinity grow. But I digress. Whilst scaping without wearing a shirt, I found little drops of sweat, crashing down upon my keyboard.
What was this sensation? A chance to fight the Might Exiled Force?
Roars of thunder were heard when the war started. Not being the Faggotry that is Gamers grotto, after my unfortunate 'kiss the floor', I found myself out of food, equipment and arrows. Not sure how the battle was progressing, I could only hear Prateek shouting up the Teamspeak. After many silent minutes, A cry of victory emerged. Could this be it? Could the mighty Exiled Force have stood defeated? Proposterous.

NME Starting: 10
NME Ending: 6

Exiled Force starting: 10
Exiled Force ending: 0

R.I.P Batman. This is how you sit people in a Wildy Mini.











Things getting a bit more complicated.

Amazed at my insane tanking abilities, I was forced to sit down for this round. I found this baffling, because by now, everyone surely knows I'm the kid that makes topics. I mean, C'mon. You don't ******* sit the kid making the topics, because that way, you get a second round full of random bullcrap about butterflies.
There it was, the most beautiful butterfly my eyes had ever spotted. In a fleeting glimpse of happyness, while soaring the mighty skies, this rainbow colored mystic creature of ancient times sat down upon a flower. The most beautiful flower my eyes had ever spotted; In a fleeting glimpse of happyness, NME crashed down upon Exiled Force.
Not even wielding their mighty Corrupt scimitars, bringing allied members from Addy loving clans, wearing our capes, covered in mithril and not even returning could help them.

Whilst watching these flowery butterflies, I heard Exiled Force decided to make this a return fest. Hungry for loot, I answered their call. Rocking up my 57 woodcutting dropped me off at Mossies, were I found my clanmembers in dire need of assistance.
Soon after my arrival, the battlefield was filled only with Pink capes and broken arrows. We stood victorious, in both the miniwar and the returnfest, ending with even our sit unit gloriously crying victory, and were ready for round 3.

NME starting: 9
NME ending: 13

Exiled Force starting: 8
Exiled Force ending: 0

Corrupt was off, but dw mate, we didn't mind.




























Shitfest

Were to begin? After a cute IRC message from one of our many friends in TH, ((20:25:43) <Prateek> (14:23:02) <Xbl_Andrew> ef asked us to help kill u guys lol) we knew EF was up for more. We decided to ask our kids in the CC, who had their saturday off to bot play some legit Stunalching, we peaked at 27 NME members, ready to take this Miniwar to a whole new level.
From the very gates of Hell these mains came (and I'm not talking about EF). Rune after rune we pk'd. Their plan was to make us fill our bellies with Valuable F2P itims from all the corners of Azaroth, to make our legs heavy and our inventories full. But little did our opponents know a true #NME member just BS's Indian boy Prateek when in need for Pizzas.
The wait was filled with kinds singing on Teamspeak, Lil old Pratty immitating black kids and OIdwildy being like "omfg I have to make a topic about this **** later".

And then it begun.

By now, we weren't talking about a miniwar anymore. We also weren't fighting EF anymore. I'm not going to call out clans, the pictures and vids will speak for themselves. This was a real Saturday, and so, I will not be posting EF opts. I don't want this topic to get flamed amirite. (How am I doing so far, keeping this **** flamefree? +1's for everyone!)

A fight so huge I had to hop rooms real quick to find myself a tshirt. Even I, the great oidwildy, was afraid of getting my nipples cut off. Their initial rush lagged the very computer I scape with. Have you guys ever seen the opening of the first Lord of the Rings movie? You know, that epic battle where those elves are just like LOL ORCS LETS ALL SYNC OUR BLADES AND ONE HIT? And after that epic scene, it's like 2 hours about a dwarf and an old guy shooting magic fireballs and Sam trying to kiss Frodo but not succeeding until halfway the 3rd movie? Yeah it was something like that, only with scimitars and overheads. But I digress.
Yet to have ever witnessed such organisation, calls were followed and piles were shot down within seconds. Enemies running all around, chasing scared Exiles. Tonight, they got Spooned.

NME starting: 13 strong
NME ending: 27 unkilled loothungry bastards



























#NME
This is where we ended, with nothing to do, we exited the wilderness for the day.

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DESU
Accepted into Epidemic on Saturday, September 09, 2007.
Promoted to Senior Member of Epidemic on Thursday, November 08, 2007.
Other Clans -> [Ex-Absolution High Council, Ex-Corrupt Pure, Ex- Final ownage elite]
Rank change to Officer of Epidemic on Wednesday, 02, 2009.

I'm the #1 aftermath topic maker, quit r00nsk3p.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0AiN8vrn9Y
Be prepared.

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Nahh. Not done yet.








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While whistling unsung tales, we found ourselves swarmed. Pretty sure it was single, we didn't really understand what those Purple kids were trying to pull. So we decided to take the fight to mutli. Our bravery must have been too much to bear, because they had to know; no opt advantage they had could ever destroy our organisation. Fearing to charge our hill, EF finaly found it in their heart to charge us. Their Addy/Mithril charge was beautiful. Blue and Green combined in one beautiful F2P tank. Out opted and outgeared, we attempted to destroytheir clan, but alas, too much is too much. Bringing it back to even opts, the Death of Prateek took us by storm, and one by one, we fell. While regrouping, EF found the time to log and take the win. Congratulations guys.
3-1.

NME starting: 23
NME ending: 20ish regroup at ports, having been cleared from the battlefield.



















This couldn't stand. We wanted at LEAST one more battle, this time, us starting in multi, and them ending at edge bank.
Ah, a fortunate Gap encounter. We needed revenge, and God, we got our revenge. Dropping only 1 lone member (***), ending 25, clearing the entire wilderness of purple capes, who said that **** can't be done? Forcing EF to be pushed yard after yard, destroying their regroup both at Gap hill, Piper and Vents? What a beautiful sight that was.
4-1.

NME starting: 26
NME ending: 25





























Up for more battles, NME was in Wild, standing strong. Alas, EF decided to end their trip. Thanks for the battles guys.



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Topic Made by:
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Lucky Hit3r & OIdwildy
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It ******* fits and it's perfect^

[OIdwildy]

I so ******* deserved to be first here.

[penguinz0]

2 of the best working together! OMG

[Seany]

The mini took - 30 minutes

 

This topic took - 3 hours.

 

GJ NME!

[Prateek]

Damn, the best 2 topic makers in pure clanning history have teamed up together...

 

******* epic

[OIdwildy]

omfg the 'nah not done yet' made me rofl irl.

 

1,5 hours of OId work, 1,5 hour of Desu epicness.

[Jatt]

Was great. Gj guys

[Charlie]

Wiener wiener chicken dinner.

[Ben√]

Great topic made me laugh in so many places.

 

Was great fun. Good job to the NME members that turned up, almost mananged to win down by 7 and then actually winning down by 5 is pretty epic.

 

 

Thanks for the entertainment EF and huge pops to Desu + Oid for making such an epic topic.

[AndyIbeat]

Gj

[Derrick]

#1 Tank <---

[Sean®]

Lmfao funny as **** topic.

[bookabooka55]

1 word: epic.

 

3 words: best topic ever.

 

5 words: we the mother ****** best

 

7 words: two best topic makers in the pure community

[Mass]

looked real fun

[Le3t]

great job comrades

[Charlie]

Big shout out to Pile Returns.

;)

[Sean]

we own

[Scotts Law]

This isn't just any topic... This is a luscious green topic filled with vivid velvet purple capes decorating a blood stained floor.

 

These aren't just any topic makers... They are Oldwildy and Lucky Hit3r, possibly two of the most accomplished and revered topic makers of all time.

 

This isn't just any clan... This is Enemy.

[kyle-]

gj m8s :D

[-Austin-]

Loved the topic

[Kaseyy]

It was boring.

[-Toxine-]

my sense of humor is more immature i guess

[Poison]

Was fun destroying Ef :thumbsup:

[Levi]

Gj on your day.

[OIdwildy]

Let's spice page 2 up with some pictures of killing mains while waiting for EF's charge.