#NME love making

[OIdwildy]

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Clan Kills
1.EOP 224
2.FOE 149
3.NME 138

Clan K.D.
1.NME 1.97
2.IR 1.56
8.CP 0.43

Spoiler:

There have been many virgins in this game known as scape. Some closet, taken the world by storm, and some exposed like a spanish asian with a lack of sunburn.
I am the latter.
Talking to many of the leaderships about my choice to be gay, the disease I inflict upon this community is one not to be taken lightly.
But there was one clan that didn't mind my faggotry.
One clan that embraced my Virginity into a family of mandom that can only be described as 3 black guys, a cellphone, Catherine Zeta-Jones and a barrel filled with Jelly.
The very act of the unification of such a huge virginity being collected into this one clan would surely cause an eruption of dried Manlyness, such as the event described here tonight.

Boot camp is over bitches. We started out with a strong 60 Enemetians which we kept throughout the entire 2 hour trip. All of these mighty men surviving our boot camp, with alot of sorry asses been kicked. Yours truly was kicked numerous times but my virginity kept me rebouncing into Prat's arms. Thankgod. The survivors were beautiful. With an 80 avarage combat cap, we knew only a speech would keep our heads held high.

Spoiler:

Luke, chicken farmer and brother in arms, got kicked during what was going to be the most beautiful of speeches. Only the sound of 'User got Banned' was heard, leaving only the emptyness of Prat's ugly face behind.

Knowing that without this speech, our moral would drop in such a manner that even PiC could take us outopted, Luke bossed up and decided to be all mean and mock the Oidwildy unit. Sadface :(

VS

Trying to set up a PKRI with numerous clans, our good friends of #Piratetown decided to give us a quick visit. Their 80ish pirates were actually after another clan, but with MM chickening in a 1k+ world, #NME decided to take the blow. While the obviousity (yeah it's a word) of fighting an addy clan at level 18 Ghost hut not being a great idea was pretty... obvious, on our side at least, them landrubbers decided to make the charge. The beauty of not having a single target to rape can not be described with mere words. #NME dipped, with both sides losing more time then members.
But then this most beautiful of butterflies just landed on the greenest strip of grass, while Inu sang tales of songs unsung.

VS

There are few clans Boss enough to just log in multi. #NME is one of them clans. Seeing salmon eating trout munching shrimp feasting Zenithians all over our loading screens, we knew we were finaly getting the action we came in for. Having to settle for once and for all who was the true lowest def pure clan, holding on to the ideals of wearing monk and wizard robes only, this was one for the history books. A brave fight, ending in a green-reddish pile of loot in the little strip known as Gap.
As such was said, the butterfly, whom I named Liv mere seconds before, whispered the softest of words in my ear.

VS

Not yet having had the privilege of fighting PiC, we heard this Corrupt Pures clan was following them, guiding them around wildy with their ancient knowledge. This normaly would not bother us, seeing how we aren't too fond of Mossies anyway, but our Spy let us know they ventured in multi. Above level 5.
Prat could not believe this blasphemy, so we decided to go rape some ass up face down.
Because that's. How we. Like. To. ****.
Great fight guys, was a blast.
Liv told me of a man so beautiful he opened his CC to everyone, no matter the level, no matter the gear, no matter the skin of his armor.

VS

&
XL

XL having the bravery of hitting us yesterday, us minding our own bizniz in this game called scape, Fatality had the privilege of fighting them in our stead. Being the naughty children we are, we decided to say "Hi" to both of them. The entire pure community knows of our lack of organisation and thus, soon a battle emerged. This all was actually a clever attempt to lure some Pink capes to our site, but us being too #swag, clearing everything within seconds, prevented our brilliant scheme from working. We, as #NME, want to apologise to both clans. We still love you.
Hey, I just died in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said, nananaaaanananana.

VS


CP x3, Z x2 FoE, IR x2

We here at #NME understand people hold grudges on some pixel clans. But the bravery of throwing your clan time after time, hour after hour return set after return set against the might that is #NME, just to give us an epic raping Saturday?
That is ******* boss.
Some clans know when to retreat, but making your own clan slump just to give us a higher K/D ratio, that's something that should be applauded.
I'd like to thank PiCP in particular to keep on throwing themselves against the mighty rock that is #NME. Seeing how they already knew how we like to ****, IR, Zenith and FoE got thrown into the mix, and hey, let's be fair. You guys are going to check out the vid. So who cares what I'm typing here?
We raped some assholes, cleared IR+PiCP+Z multiple times, got cleared fighting FoE with crashers PiCP+IR on this same inventory, returned only to clear PiCP again. Beautiful.
This butterfly told me if you don't believe me, you should check our vids.

VS

Our good friends and brethren, #TLP were eager to have a fight with this glorious clan that is #NME. Being howlers of the moon and kings of the forest, TLP had this little Pirate problem. With EoP on their tails, it was up to #NME to make sure these pirates wouldn't swashbuckle our PKRI.
A premature login by #crashteamEoP dragged them inside of us, letting#NME take the blow of the mighty pirates. Clearing crashing pirates all night long, losing near to nothing, NME+TLP proved a mighty alliance indeed.
Whilst opening it's wings to new autumns, I knew it was time for our prolonged departure. Alas.

Spoiler:

VS

#NME doesn't 'just fight'. We are firm believers of foreplay, and like to tease our way into a raping spree.
#Swag.

Having every single clan in wild ending, this is where we decided to call it quitsies. Last clan standing. Ty to all involved.
In the end, I'd like to say, whatever you have to say, first look at our K/D ratio, then look at yours. Then, once again, look at ours, and join #NME.

For a shitload of pictures, feel free to unspoiler.

Spoiler:

[Furious]

Nice job and nice topic.

 

Edit out the starting/ending opts.

[OIdwildy]

Nice job and nice topic.

 

Edit out the starting/ending opts.

 

Will do, my bad.

[Chillin]

Very nice! True #1.

[Saint Andrew]

Great work! :)

[Altus]

NME NME NME

[Braden]

gj

[Ragee]

I dont even read what this guy says

[Ebin]

looks like u smacked some pirates , nice job.

[ydoC]

looks like u smacked some pirates , nice job.

:facepalm:

 

 

Good job on your trip NME.

[Scotts Law]

im just that good

[Azrael]

The trip seemed cool and all, but how does the butterfly story end?

[Ivp]

lmao finally got round to watching the video.

 

CP got obliterated, i didn't realise the extent of it until i watched the video but they are absolutely terrible haha

[My Space Plx]

Cool trip cool topic cool clan

[Charlie]

FIRST TIME IVE POSTED ON AN ENEMY TOPIC IN OVER A MONTH! LETS GET THE FLAME WAR GOING.

 

LOL CP NICE TRIP

LOL EOP NICE ADDY

LOL FOE WALLIS GAY

LOL MM NICE PINK YOU ****

LOL EF... LOL EF

[bookabooka55]

twas fun

[Charlie]

twas fun

so i miss out on all the fun baiting of saturday night? I go back on saturday morning this sucks.

[EoP Franco]

LOL NICE TRIP NME

[NHL]

gj nme.

[Tragic]

Gj :P

[Father Justin]

gj

[Toby]

money cash hoes money cash hoes

[OIdwildy]

FIRST TIME IVE POSTED ON AN ENEMY TOPIC IN OVER A MONTH! LETS GET THE FLAME WAR GOING.

 

LOL CP NICE TRIP

LOL EOP NICE ADDY

LOL FOE WALLIS GAY

LOL MM NICE PINK YOU ****

LOL EF... LOL EF

 

You don't deserve your rank.

 

I however...

[Charlie]

FIRST TIME IVE POSTED ON AN ENEMY TOPIC IN OVER A MONTH! LETS GET THE FLAME WAR GOING.

 

LOL CP NICE TRIP

LOL EOP NICE ADDY

LOL FOE WALLIS GAY

LOL MM NICE PINK YOU ****

LOL EF... LOL EF

 

You don't deserve your rank.

 

I however...

DESERVE PERM BAN !

[Ben√]

Looks like I missed the drama surrounding this topic, looks like we raped.

 

Great job