Face Down Ass Up - EoP's Penetrating Saturday

[Milky]

After a disappointing but promising friday trip in which we competed with MM down 15 people twice, we had high hopes for a good trip today, and the good lord zaros certainly delivered:

EoP Kills: 187
EoP Deaths: 98
EoP K/D: 1.90

Our main target this weekend was once again The Last Pures, however after hearing they had pulled 30 people and ended after half an hour, we knew we would have to look elsewhere for some competition. We peaked at around 85 people for this trip, and contrary to the lies MM leaders feed their members, we had no sign ups and little to no hype for this trip. We went on to smack MM 3 times, as well as clear numerous other clans in what can only be described as a feast.



Ruiz:

Charlie:

Eruption of Pures vs Excel

We heard MM were on the bh steps and we rushed over from hills. Unfortunately they heard we were coming, and ran into the crater and logged out. We sat up the steps killing a few stragglers, when we were rushed by xL. We pretty much 1 hit all of them and thanked them for the free kdr.



Eruption of Pures vs Mayhem Makers

MM finally manned up and headed into multi. We scouted them at vents west of corp, and rushed them from the southeast. We kept our range out and sniped them down, staying compact as MM spread everywhere as they tried to shake off our long range attacks. We could smell blood in the water, and we pulled out our scims and pushed them into the pocket, dropping many kids including their callers, at which point we were able to push the last few west towards mossies. Not bothering with a 2 hour return fight at canoe, we walked off after pushing them into single.



Eruption of Pures vs Enemy

We heard there was a **** load of clans around in the same world, so we hopped in and investigated. We found xL and Fi fighting at the 18 port, and killed everyone there. We got some rest and suddenly were rushed by NME. Our low levels stood up, pulled our scimitars out of our sheaths, and did work, while our level 95+ sat down and read the paper as we couldn't actually hit anything. After flicking through a few pages, i looked back and we had cleared NME from the portal area, and they had called off returns. Cheers for the fight.



Eruption of Pures vs A Retard on his main

They say a picture speaks a thousand words: (Hail Judiasm changed his name)



Eruption of Pures vs Mayhem Makers

We'd wanted another fight with MM for a while now, and we heard they were at newgate, so we ran up to fight them. They heard we were coming, and ran to gdz and logged out. We followed them to the next world, and found them sprinting down through gap towards piper, where we intercepted them and the fight began. Again we kept our distance and watched them get spread, as we focused on piles and dropped their numbers down. Again with precision timing, we called the push to the lava line and got 5-10 free kills, at which point MM began dragging the fight south towards mossies. We game them no breathing room and hunted them down, dropping them 1 by 1, and by the time the fight was at vents they had about 5 people left. We dropped a few of them as the last handful ran to mossies, at which point the fight was won and we left.

If you would like to watch a hilarious video of MM running into single, the picture fading and some timely editing, and then it showing 5 mm rushing from canoe to a empty battlefield to claim a win, i reccomend you watch this LOL:





Eruption of Pures win two fights at once

We banked and headed back out, and heard NME were near ruins. We rushed them but they saw us coming, and the majority logged out. It didn't matter though, as we'd also scouted CP at sperm hill in the same world, and we charged down to hit them. As we ran through the graveyard, a clan of yellow capes we found out later was Hostility, rushed us from behind.

We decided we'd just fight two fights at once, and about 30 EoP stayed in grave and fought the Hostility, while the other 45 or so rushed the sperm hill. We quickly dominated CP there, pushing them the whole way around the hill and killing pretty much everyone, before the sperm group headed back to grave to finish off the other clan.

GWAS



Eruption of Pures vs Mayhem Makers

And finally, our last fight of the day, our third victory over MM. We heard they were on sperm hill and we rushed them from the west, but unfortunately as soon as they saw us coming they ran east into single. We got some rest in multi, then charged them in single, laughing at their pittiful attempts to hide from us, and went through our weekly routine of spamming walk of shame at them as they walked (or died) down to edge.



And so after another epic trip, we ended with about 75 people still in the chat, virtually the same as what we had started with. Thanks to everyone for the fights today, and TLP your ass is mine tomorrow.



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[Leech]

1st

[OIdwildy]

#1 tonight.

[ydoC]

Fun trip

[Cronic Ko]

Face down ass up*

******* idiot.

[Leech]

A successful voyage long live the pirates

[Wiiiildy]

G the **** was

[The-Bad-Tank]

it was fun

[3at]

Gj on your trip EOP

 

*1st page whose mad

[Cronic Ko]

Oh no!! Someone knows Kyle's irl name. His life must be ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Looked like an awesome trip. Nice job.

[mage g0dzxo]

nice job eop, ur improving i see

[Faker]

beast ass trip ;D

[Leech]

improving

 

 

[Hybrid]

good fights today eop, we were outopted heavily today, too bad u turned down another fight when we had 5 people less.. its an improvement from yesterdays 0.3 kdr, 1-1 this weekend.. c ya tomorrow :teehee:

[Preschool]

#1 tonight.

 

and every other night B)

[OIdwildy]

#1 tonight.

 

and every other night B)

 

Don't make me close you.

[E L U M]

Eruption of Pures vs Excel

 

We heard MM were on the bh steps and we rushed over from hills. Unfortunately they heard we were coming, and ran into the crater and logged out. We sat up the steps killing a few stragglers, when we were rushed by xL. We pretty much 1 hit all of them and thanked them for the free kdr.

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When did this happen lol.

[-Joey-]

Was loads of fun. EoP on top! :wub:

[Aztec Life]

expected great trip eop as usuall

[Father Justin]

PEWPEWPEW

[Failed Again]

seems every clan killed richard on his main for a set of rune

 

#1 **** at ragging eh?

 

Gj on trip EOP

[Taste]

Eruption of Pures vs Excel

 

We heard MM were on the bh steps and we rushed over from hills. Unfortunately they heard we were coming, and ran into the crater and logged out. We sat up the steps killing a few stragglers, when we were rushed by xL. We pretty much 1 hit all of them and thanked them for the free kdr.

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When did this happen lol.

You logged in on the BH steps as we were resting at the top, we banged out who we could and the rest of you ran south.

[No1 LikesU]

Gj EOP

[Fat_DemonPK]

nice that main didnt even have a skull tho sad..

[Fayth]

Face down ass up... where have i seen this spam?