My Grandpa Farts in his sleep?

[Father Justin]

Yesterday, my grandpa 78 years old, came from New york for the whole upcoming Christmas Break and he's been very paranoid ever since his wife died aka my Granny Willis.

 

So he's pretty scared that ghosts will come kill him in his sleep, so he asked me to sleep with him for the week and I did because I respect my elders and such so I was like ' alright it's only for a week, how hard can it be? '

 

When he went to sleep, and I came an hour later I was using my iphone and going on EOP forums/facebook/Incest tube at the moment. (I was under the blankets, because I'm used to sleeping like that)

 

Then all of a sudden I can feel his farts as he go's at it one by one after another!!!!!!

 

They smelled so bad, that I had to get another blanket and hibernate there for the rest of the night, or thats what I should've done earlier!!!

 

Even with my new blanket I still smelled the stench and I don't think I can take it anymore!!!!!!!!

 

Help, what should I do???????????????????? :unsure:

[Su lc l De]

Commit.

[Father Justin]

Commit.

??????????

[+Karl]

Commit.

[ydoC]

wise words of Suicide/Karl

[Cameron]

Make up an excuse to sleep somewhere else!

[Azrael]

Commit.

:thumbsup:

[Ebin]

dont sleep at all for the time hes at ur house lo.

[-Jonah-]

Commit.

 

 

lolololololol

[Rino-Addy]

why were u watchin incest tube

[Brooks Ltd]

bring in air freshner

[Willy]

Penetrate his bumhole with your index finger which will act as a buttplug therefore halting the farts.

[Tyrone]

Put them in a jar and sell for 1m ea

[Furious]

^ Lolled.

 

Was about to say Commit.

[Hugh]

topic of the year.

[-Merk-]

O.O

[Seann]

topic of the year.

It's worse what he posts on EoP Forums :|

[Hugh]

topic of the year.

It's worse what he posts on EoP Forums :|

 

need to check out the eop forums for some top quality ******* posts then eh

 

keepin it real justin

[DarKyWarKy]

why would you sleep with your grandfather?