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Stranger: Hey.

You: hi there

Stranger: How're you?

You: Fine, yourself?

 

Stranger: Pretty good.

Stranger: Just messing around on here.

You: I am as well

You: How have your conversations gone?

Stranger: Tons of idiots.

You: Well

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You: hi!

Stranger: m/f?

You: M

You: O?

You: YOURELF?

Stranger: Are you one of those guys looking for someone to cyber with?

You: Are you one of those guys who ask what sex the other person is, in order to cyber with them?

Stranger: I am definitely not one of those guys.

Stranger: Because I'm not a guy.

You: Are you one of those Gals* that aks the other person what sex they are, in order to cyber with them?

Stranger: You never answered my question.

Stranger: And I asked first.

You: I asked second

Stranger: What exactly are you wanting me to say.

Stranger: Do you want me to say yes so you can act disgusted then disconnect.

Stranger: Or

Stranger: Do you want me to say no so you can insult me and tell me that it's my loss.

Stranger: Then disconnect.

You: I usually wait till the other disconnects

You: So I have all day

You: Think wisely

Stranger: I always think wisely.

Stranger: I just may not choose wisely.

You: Like it matters

You: Do you honestly

You: Believe what the other person says

Stranger: Rarely.

Stranger: That's why it's so much fun.

You: I guess

You: So, you're never going to answer I take it

Stranger: Neither are you.

You: Hope you enjoy random bableing

You: I can keep going on

You: And we'll be here forever

Stranger: I'm sure you can.

Stranger: I'm sure I can too.

Stranger: Luckily for you, I'm not going to.

You: So look

You: I'll get this going

You: So why did you ask if I'm a Male or Female?

You: First off

You: If you don't believe in half of what the other person is saying

You: Because it wouldn't matter

You: would it

You: Unless it does matter

You: Or is it all a game

Stranger: It's always a game.

You: That's like starting a convo saying

You: Like potatoes or tomatos?

You: Hmm I'm a tomato kind of guy

You: yourself

Stranger: It depends on the situation.

Stranger: Even if the situation is a lie.

You: Explain

Stranger: No.

Stranger: Ultimately, you will lean toward one sex or the other.

Stranger: Either in reality or in presentation.

You: I was taliing about a starch or a vegitable

You: talking*

Stranger: It's the same, remember?

Stranger: Also, it's vegetable.

You: I see

You: But

You: You must realise

Stranger: You're either a potato man or a tomato man.

Stranger: No matter what, you're one or the other.

Stranger: Even if you're a potato man posing as a tomato man.

Stranger: Ultimately, you have a reason for that.

You: Or a potato man who wants tomatos on his potato with some olive oil to make a great meal

Stranger: You still want one more than the other.

Stranger: You're still one more than the other.

Stranger: How our conversation proceeds from that point forward depends on who you are and why you're looking for conversation.

Stranger: You are a male, which immediately dictates what types of conversations we can have and what types of conversations we can't have.

You: How would I know

You: I don't know you

You: What could we chat about

You: What we don't know

You: Obviously

You: that's what we're talking about

You: What we don't know

You: So what do we know

Stranger: The next peice of the puzzle is to determine what type of conversation you're looking for.

Stranger: Maybe you're looking for some poor dumb girl with large breasts to talk about how badly she wants to **** you.

Stranger: Maybe you're looking for someone to discuss roses with.

Stranger: Maybe you're looking for someone to converse about soda with.

You: Maybe

You: Or

Stranger: Again, the conversation is dictated by these factors.

You: Maybe I came into this

You: Thinking I would troll the **** out of you

You: Like I did to the past strangers

You: Now I can't do that

 

You: because that would just ruin

You: this whole conversation

You: Maybe I just found out about this

You: From another chat room

You: from other friends

You: Who like to troll people who cyber

You: Or just plainly chat

You: Now I can't obviously do that

 

You: We're in too deep

You: I could have changed this convo

You: A long time ago

You: Ans switched it up

You: and burned it to the dust

You: to where you would disconnect

You: Now what, where do we go from here?

You: Your move

Stranger: Is it?

 

Stranger: You've dictated the entire conversation thus far with your intentions.

Stranger: You came in with a purpose, you left the path, now what do you do?

 

Stranger: Do you babble aimlessly?

You: I can if I choose to

You: I can choose to change this up again, but it would be a waste

Stranger: No matter what you do, I'll be the one who disconnects first, which is your ultimate goal.

You: I really don't have a goal

You: I did at first

You: but the whole M/F caught me off guard

You: Considering I just got shown this site for the first time now and want to ruin chats for the sake of copying them, and putting them in another chat just to show the other guys and laugh at them

You: Like they have been doing for the past, who knows what minutes, and laughing at their conversations

You: Most keeping records of their trolls and making people feel very uncomfortable

You: My goal was to copy this

You: and tell the others

You: Now it's too long

You: and I haven't gotten far

You: So what now

Stranger: That's entirely up to you.

You: Or you

You: There's two people here

You: You and I

Stranger: Yet you keep leading the conversation.

You: Your point?

Stranger: You've dictated every turn this conversation has taken up to this point.

Stranger: You have chosen where it will go next.

Stranger: If it goes anywhere else, you'll make that choice as well.

You: Maybe because I'm the puppet master

You: I like to control the chats

Stranger: Maybe so.

Stranger: Now, you have an interesting choice.

Stranger: You get to choose whether or not this conversation ends.

You: I'd like it to keep going

Stranger: Unfortunately, it isn't going to.

Stranger: There isn't anything to say.

You: I'd still like to know what you started out with M/F

You: What where you expecting

Stranger: The same thing you were expecting.

You: I doubt that

Stranger: You can't be sure, though, can you?

You: Pretty much am

Stranger: I expected you to be another horny, lonely guy looking for some innocent submissive girl to cyber with.

Stranger: And I expected to **** with you.

Stranger: I expected to play you like the idiot that I expected you to be.

Stranger: And I expected to laugh at you.

You: Are you laughing now

Stranger: Then, if it was funny enough, share it with my friends so they could laugh at you, too.

You: Cool story

Stranger: I know.

Stranger: I think I stole it from some guy on the internet.

You: I think so

You: Looks familiar

You: Because you can't make your own

You: Maybe I made up my own

You: So you're using a false story

Stranger: I'm just letting you lead the conversation.

You: for your own false story

Stranger: Maybe my story is real.

You: I think not

Stranger: Like it matters.

You: Exactly what I said

Stranger: Do you honestly

Stranger: Believe what the other person says

You: When will you speak for yourself

You: If not ever then that's fine

You: Just shows you don't want to bother anymore

You: in that case

You: You can finish it

Stranger: We're all liars, right?

Stranger: You picked where the conversation would go.

Stranger: I'm just following your lead.

You: I'm leading you to finish it

Stranger: So, ultimately, you goal is, again, to have me disconnect first.

Stranger: your*

You: Or is it your goal

Stranger: It's always been my goal.

Stranger: I established that very early on.

Stranger: When I told you that no matter what, I would be the first person to disconnect.

You: That isn't what I asked

Stranger: Pretty sure it is.

You: I think not

Stranger: I think so.

You: nope

Stranger: Absolutely

You: You sure?

Stranger: I'm certain.

You: positive?

Stranger: Steadfast in my beliefs.

You: Oh?

Stranger: Without doubt.

You: Why

Stranger: Because I'm right.

You: right about?

Stranger: You.

You: about what

You: Take your time

Stranger: You honestly believe you any degree of control over this conversation.

You: But then again I have it

You: Considering I'm directing it

You: and can end it

You: I'm in that position

You: You gave me that position

Stranger: No.

You: You intend on me ending it

You: Yes

You: You want em to continue it

Stranger: I let you think that you were in that postion.

You: you allow me to keep going

Stranger: I gently pushed you and you went everywhere I wanted you to go.

You: So your goal was to have control of the conversation the whole time

Stranger: No.

Stranger: That's not a goal.

Stranger: That's a reality that is inherently set in stone no matter what happens.

You: What do you consider to "have control"

Stranger: I was in control from the second this conversation started and I will be in control until the second it ends.

Stranger: The goal was to make you think that you dictated where this conversation went.

Stranger: And that you had any say in what it was about.

You: Honestly I didn,t because it never mattered

You: Which is what I said at the beginning

You: and what you copied with

You: at the near end

You: because you could not think of anything yourself

Stranger: I could just be ******* with you, though.

You: I could be ******* with you

Stranger: You could be a liar.

You: Which would mean I'm ******* with you

You: Hense what I said before

Stranger: I could be a liar.

You: I told you that from the beginning

Stranger: I could be completely honest.

You: Which never mattered

Stranger: That we agree on.

Stranger: Because it could just be a game.

You: It's always a game.

Stranger: So I've heard/said/thought.

Stranger: In reality, it could be 10:54 PM CST.

Stranger: I could be killing time until 10:55 PM CST.

You: Or not

You: You know

You: I don't

You: I'll never know

You: Or maybe I will know

You: Because you might tell me

Stranger: You will now.

You: But I won't believe it

Stranger: Because it's 10:55 PM CST.

You: It's also 11:55 PM EST

You: Well

Stranger: I'm disconnecting now.

Stranger: Just like you wanted.

You: If that's how you feel/think/want

Stranger: It is.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger responds

 

You: Theres the last one I had

Stranger: Interesting, I might have to pick through that later.

You: Yeah

You: You should

You: Or go through it now

Stranger: Summary?

You: Can't give one

Stranger: Aah.

You: It's a chat about nothingness

Stranger: Oh well.

Stranger: Does a chat about nothing ever achieve anything?

You: You tell me

Stranger: I'd assume no if it stays a chat about nothing at all.

You: Well

You: Maybe it is

You: Maybe so

You: Maybe not

You: Who knows really

Stranger: You should know, it was your conversation.

You: Stranger: can i suck u?

You: thats all up to you

Stranger: i want to suck u..

You: or do you?

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You: Or that one

You: None of these chats get anywhere

Stranger: Yeah, I get a lot of those.

Stranger: Not always, i've had a few productive ones.

You: Oh?

You: How so

Stranger: I've talked to a couple people with whom i've had some interesting conversations and ended up adding to MSN and chat with regularly now, and i've had some long discussions with people who just want to talk about their problems with people who they won't ever see. Also, disregard my run-on sentences.

Stranger: I realized how botched that was right after I got done.

You: How do you know it's true

You: In any way

You: at all

You: Honestly

Stranger: I don't, but does it really matter?

You: you don't

You: It doesn't

Stranger: I don't, and if it's false, no harm done. If it is, then we had a good conversation.

Stranger: I don't care*

Stranger: In the end it's just rambling anyways, I take everything said on here with a grain of salt.

You: It's hard to read anon

You: You can't really read anyone

You: or anything through this

You: Though in reality

You: Do you try

You: I know I do

You: Though it never matters

You: It never will

Stranger: Yes. But if you knew someone was lying through their teeth, would you really do anything about it?

Stranger: I wouldn't. Their lies do not matter in the least to me. Why should I bother myself with what they want to go around believing?

You: So then why do you chat

You: To waste time?

Stranger: I talk for the purpose of talking.

Stranger: Is there any reason not to?

You: You won't achieve from it

You: Unless it really effects you in anyway

Stranger: I find some slight enjoyment in listening to people and probing their viewpoints, no matter how skewed or disfunctional.

You: Which I highly doubt

Stranger: Or false, if the case may be.

You: I can honestly just be talking to you for the sake of trying to crack you into disconnecting

You: Like my last conversation up there

You: Or

You: Just to hear what you want to say

You: But then again

You: What you say

You: Doesn't matter

You: Does it?

You: Does it matter if you don't want it to matter?

Stranger: No. My words have neither rhyme nor reason. I talk, and you listen. You talk, and I listen. It's merely polite.

Stranger: To say anyone's words have any bearing to any person on here is a delusion.

Stranger: It's pointless to think that what you say affects me in any deep way.

Stranger: All we're doing is stalling the conversation.

You: Well converse then

Stranger: Pssh, nothing to dispute?

Stranger: Here I was hoping I could make some long-winded talk and get some kicks out of it, but you're no fun after i'm done with it.

You: What do you want kicks from?

You: From me still rambleing on about nothing?

Stranger: Close enough.

You: Well doesn't that just suck

Stranger: It does.

Stranger: I get people who have boring lives they want to talk about or people who won't talk in any serious context like you.

Stranger: I find little enjoyment in your words. They're pretty hollow.

You: Because I expect you to do most of the talking

Stranger: Indeed, i'd need to prod you to say something, and even then it's like talking to a machine. Your responses are vague and probing, but with no spirit.

You: Maybe I don't have any spirit

Stranger: Perhaps. That would be a dull existence though, wouldn't it?

You: Maybe

You: Maybe not

You: I never have an outlook on anything

You: Yet I do

You: Makes little sense doesn't it

Stranger: That's contradictory.

You: It sure is

Stranger: You have an outlook, it's one of apathy.

Stranger: You HAVE an outlook, it's simply one that causes everything to appear useless and distant.

Stranger: That's almost more dull than not having an outlook to begin with.

You: Or maybe that's my view on this chat

You: Not this chat exactly

You: But what I expected

You: Just another idiot who wanted to cyber on here

You: Just so I that I could get them to disconnect in there own idiocy

You: But

You: Now it's you

You: I can't just troll you into thinking I'm someone with a dull existence

You: Because I don't think like that

You: But I can type like that

You: Can I?

You: I think so

Stranger: Not really, your feelings seep into everything you type and say.

You: Not really

You: I'm a mindless fool still typing without a cause

Stranger: Your emotions show not through your words, but your goals.

You: I don't have a goal

You: Well

You: I did

You: But I told you this

Stranger: To say you can deduce ones motives through their words is utter foolishness.

Stranger: You look not at the words, but at what they are causing, or attempting to cause.

You: Becuase the words mean nothing

Stranger: Your words are hollow, and boring. You try to act like a brittle mirror, causing others to stumble in idiocy so that you can laugh.

Stranger: Quite vain, it sounds.

You: Maybe because I just told you that

Stranger: Then you put on a veil of apathy.

You: I'm now going to tell you that I come on here to talk to people like you

You: Just to have a long

You: and Pointless conversation

You: About nothing

You: Because what I talk with

You: is hollow

You: and nothing

You: and makes little sense

You: In fact what I just said

You: Can mean what I feel

You: But probably doesn't

You: You can be the judge of that

You: but you'll end up wrong

You: Because it doesn't matter nor even has a meaning

Stranger: No, I wouldn't say that. You come on here looking for something. I'm not sure what but you seem like the kind of person who wears a lot of masks, if not only to pull one off and fool the person into thinking this mask is your face.

You: Or

You: Maybe I'm here

Stranger: I come on here to laugh and mock, to prod with people. And I have to say out of all the types of people I talk to, those with your attitude are probably the sorriest lot here.

You: Maybe

You: Or

You: I came here

You: To prod you

You: and laugh at you

You: Wouldn't that make me yourself

You: Which makes you a sorry person

Stranger: No, it would make you a reflection of me. I know exactly what I am. I'm a horrible, uncaring human.

You: Looks like we have something in common

Stranger: I'm worse off than you, but only because I exist purely to spite.

Stranger: You can rant, but your words carry no sting.

You: I'm not ranting

Stranger: I can prod and harass most people into disconnecting.

You: I'm conversing in order to conversate with someone who I can talk to about talking

Stranger: You simply let them see what it is they are acting like.

You: Or

You: Maybe

You: All my intentions

You: Are to find people

You: Like you

You: Willing to keep a conversation going

You: Just to get the other person to disconnect

You: And my humor comes from people like you

You: trying to hard

Stranger: No, I carry on the conversation purely out of spite.

You: I know you've said that

Stranger: I couldn't care less which one of us disconnects. I simply find it funny that neither of us is willing.

Stranger: All the more reason for me to stay.

Stranger: I've had my fun tossing my guesses about you around, and listening to how you react, so it's not like i've gotten nothing from this.

You: Which makes my hollow not so hollow, I know you intended on trying to figure out what kind of person I am just from what I type, I know this because I brought it up earlier, and you just completed that now. I can say I had my fun too, but I only answered and question, never really stated anything. I can keep going and I know you're willing to, but neither of us care if the toehr disconnects because it would do us bother a favor.

You: other* next to disconnects there.

Stranger: Alright.

Stranger: Take care then.

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[Ceejay]

Stranger: Hi

You: What turns you on?

You: Coconuts!

You: Melons!

You: Bannanaa's!

Stranger: XD

You: Apples!

You: Strawberrys!

You: Hmm.

You: Gimme an answer.

Stranger: Uh that's tough...

Stranger: Lol idk

You: Ok , this is going to the Jagex Customer Service.

You: Thanks!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.\

 

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[Omni]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: Ih!

Stranger: stranger is typing

Stranger: ih!

You: ?Pus

Stranger: what?

You: ?Pus tahw

Stranger: what language is that"

You: It's backwords English

Stranger: ahh

You: Wow right?

 

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: u era woh

You: Enif m'I

You: ?Flesruoy

Stranger: oot enif m'i

Stranger: sseug tel em

Stranger: sseug le tel

Stranger: ur a boy

You: Yes

You: or

You: Sey

You: What works best?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ryan-]

You: AHH

You: how r u

Stranger: im ok

Stranger: been sick recently

Stranger: my friend lurks this site

You: same both of my dogs died and my mom was hit by a car

You: and i lost d claws and full bandos

Stranger: uh...

Stranger: sorry?

You: better be

You: ******

Stranger: *******

You: im a girl

You: wana cyber

Stranger: i dont cyber with girls

You: I KNEW U WEre A ******

Stranger: Nope

You: ok

You: is ur name jess?

Stranger: nope, only one of those letters is right

You: liar

You: ur jess

You: i just got 100% ep

You: im gonna go pk

You: u wana come?

Stranger: sure?

You: alright

You: world 65 altar

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 17/f/usa

Stranger: 17/m/usa

Stranger: Pennsylvania

You: cool

Stranger: you?

You: wana cyber

You: illinois

Stranger: a girl who wants to cyber? your perfect

You: i know im horny

You: im rubbing my **** right now

Stranger: what size breasts for referance?

You: 32B

Stranger:

You: hehe

Stranger: I'm stroking my ****

Stranger: imagining your lips wraped around it

You: i take over and prove your imagination to be real

You: then i pull out my hard **** and slap you in the face

You: and watch you cry

You: as i tie you up and rape you

You: watching your ******* bleed immensly

Stranger: then I wrap my ***** around it

You: l0l

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: m or f

You: hey u play runescape

Stranger: no

You: ******

You: im a girl then

You: wana ****

Stranger: yes

Stranger: you got webcam

Stranger: ?

You: yes

Stranger: msn?

You: yes

You: im stroking my ***** right now

Stranger: ill add you

You: as i rub on my hard ****

Stranger: wat is it

Stranger: cool

Stranger: thatss hot

You: then i shove it into your tight *******

You: and watch you bleed all over my ****

Stranger: ya

Stranger: im so horny now

Stranger: u?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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You: hey u play runescape?

Stranger: yeah im level 109

You: wats ur rsn

Stranger: I_pwn_n00bs

You: not even ranked ******

You: l2pk

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You: sup

Stranger: hot biseexual guy?

You: yes i am

Stranger: age

You: 39

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Stranger: hi

You: Congradulations@ you're a registered Pedophile. I have your IP address. the police are on the way

Stranger: guy?

Stranger: good

Stranger: let them come

You: would u **** them too

Stranger: no

You: oh

You: i would

Stranger: no who's the pedo

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You: SUP

Stranger: Heya.

You: wana fuk *****

Stranger: yes

You: i slowly strip off my mithril chainbody

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

____________________

 

Stranger: hi

You: sup

Stranger: asl?

You: 46/m/outside your window

You: you?

Stranger: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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I have lots of fun on that site.

[Omni]

You: hi!

You: Take your time

Stranger: Thank you for contacting gateway technical support my name is gateway how can i support you

You: nice story

Stranger: How long has it been doing this?

You: you should publish it

Stranger: Ma'am please im here to help

You: cool

Stranger: Ok sir im gonna have you boot up your compter and hit and let me know once its booted

You: well

You: gateway sucks

You: get better please

Stranger: OMG SIR MY FEELINGS

You: gateway sucks bro

You: got better yet?

Stranger: Ma'am my computer is a dell and you decided to buy the gateway

Stranger: Now lets gateway it

You: gateway is for the weak

Stranger: Go ahead and open your browser and type in 192.168.1.1

You: can we speak IBM or dell anytime son

You: This gateway talk is ruining my eyes

Stranger: I cant my boss will strike me with his gateway

You: ******* learn to duck

Stranger: I cant ... if i did i wouldnt be working at gateway

Stranger: My knees were manufactured in korea

You: Wow that's almost as cool of a story as the gateway one

Stranger: Here at gateway we tell good stories

You: Great*

You: Or

You: Cool*

Stranger: Not at gateway

You: yes

Stranger: At gateway we tell a gateway of a story

You: MORE LIKE GAYWAY LOLOLOL

Stranger: I dont get it

You: I know

Stranger: That 1 went over my head

You: Learn to have it go through

Stranger: gateway

Stranger: Ma'am?

You: sir?

Stranger: Jes?

You: Did you know

Stranger: I didnt

Stranger: Thats what i like about you

Stranger: You bring facts to the table

Stranger: Sometimes they are cold

Stranger: But nothing a little love cant heat up

You: I know I try

You: But

You: I can't try too much

You: Or that leaves my left side open for a flanking attack

You: And I CANT DO THAT

Stranger: Get a gateway to cover your flank

You: **** gateway seriously

You: **** it

You: Hard

Stranger: I did and it was sweet

You: I bet you hated it

Stranger: That orange trim turned my **** blue

Stranger: I dont know how that happend

Stranger: But it was sweet

You: you're saying that because you're afraid

You: take the blue pill next time

Stranger: I liked the bright orange one labled "Gateway"

You: please explain

Stranger: Their laptops

Stranger: Tigerdirect 9800gs 1gb video mem, 2.66ghz dual core centrino, 4gb ddr3 and a 320gb hd all for under a grand

Stranger: And 17" LCD

You: not happy

Stranger: Bull snap if you were to buy any other brand with those specs it would be well over 1500

You: ****

You: just

You: ****

Stranger: How so?

You: just is

You: gateway

You: You agreed earlier

Stranger: Yes yes i had to get past that as well

You: then its ****

Stranger: But once i did it was nice

You: ****

You: Mang it's **** you know it is

Stranger: My biggest worry was the keyboard and its actually decent

You: Stop playing yourself for a fool and get alienware or a ******* dell

Stranger: Now i use my **** in the silk screening

Stranger: ROFL alienware

Stranger: They are a rip

Stranger: And dells best gfx card in a laptop is like a 9600

Stranger: I havent looked into their ati line cause i need cuda =(

You: you should have

You: I have an idea

You: good sir

Stranger: Alienware is like 3 grand for the same ****

You: Do you have an Axe readily availible?

Stranger: And their quad core cpu is from a desktop

Stranger: Wtf is that

You: axe

You: a wood cutting

You: tool

Stranger: I lost mine in nam

You: well

Stranger: My buddy gateway dragged me through the muddy water of sigon

You: do you have a weapon availible

Stranger: Just my gateway knife

You: ok

You: are you next to you gateway computer

You: your*

Stranger: Im laying on it

You: get off it now ******

Stranger: OMG that felt good

Stranger: Now what?

You: stab it

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: Nothings happening

Stranger: Wait

Stranger: WTF!

Stranger: I thought this was a knife

Stranger: Its a ****** flash drive

Stranger: And here i didnt think gateway could get any cooler

Stranger: They just one uped themselfs

You: wow

You: woooowwww

You: WPOWOOWOWOWP

You: I must buy one now

You: Sell me please

Stranger: I cant

You: SELL ME ONE

You: NO

You: SELL ME

Stranger: You got it dude

Stranger: I got that from full house

You: I know

You: with

You: Mary kate and ashley olson

You: as one girl

You: Idk how the **** they did that

Stranger: I know how they did it

Stranger: With the power of gateway

You: I know need one

You: now*

You: Big time

You: I'm going to go buy one now

You: ok

Stranger: Buy me one

You: what do you recommend?

Stranger: You cant go wrong when its a gateway

Stranger: Just look for the neon orange

Stranger: Thats your north star

You: thansk bro

You: You saved me

You: big time

Stranger: I think i saved a little bit of myself 2

Stranger: In my hand

Stranger: Im going to whipe it under my chair

You: I don't get it

Stranger: Neither did my neighbors until i showed them

You: and then what happened in this cool story that you should publish?

Stranger: I tossed my gateway bag over my shoulder and picked up a 6pack of canada dry

You: **** beer

Stranger: and walked off into the gateway packaging room

You: wait

You: thats not beer

You: Ginger ale

You: or

Stranger: its ginger ale

You: I said that

Stranger: Whoa

You: I know

Stranger: You read my mind

You: How the **** did I do that

Stranger: You have some gateway qualities

You: Damn

You: I should get one

Stranger: I know

Stranger: Then we could be puppet pals

Stranger: Will you marry me?

You: yes

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: Neon orange wedding!

You: You have made my night kid

You: thanks

Stranger: Im 47

You: Im older

Stranger: Whoa and you dont have a gateway?

Stranger: Sweet jesus

You: Lol

You: Catch ya never, fun talking

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Stranger: She packed my bags last night.

You: I packed your bags last night.

Stranger: Pre-flight, zero hour, nine a.m.

You: I ******* packed those bags bro

You: That was all me

You: me

Stranger: And I'm gonna be high as a kite, by then.

Stranger: I miss the Earth so much.

Stranger: I miss my wife.

You: I packed your bags LOL

Stranger: It's lonely out in space.

Stranger: On such a timeless flight...

Stranger: And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

You: Those bags a probably not to heavy out there

You: Good thing I packed light

Stranger: Till touchdown brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am back home.

Stranger: Oh, no, no.

Stranger: I'm a Rocketman.

You: little supper from last night for left overs are in the front pouch of the 1st bag

Stranger: ROCKETMAN!

Stranger: Burning up his fuel out here, alone.

You: BAGS THAT ARE PACKED!

Stranger: Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

Stranger: In fact it's cold as hell.

You: Good thing I put your winter coat in one of your bags!

Stranger: And there's no one to raise them if you did.

Stranger: All this science... I don't understand.

Stranger: It's just my job five days a week.

You: I puta test tube in your bag

Stranger: A rocket man.

Stranger: A rocket man.

Stranger: ROCKETMAN.

 

 

 

~~~

 

 

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: and hi to you too

Stranger: where u from

You: the land of the irondagflors

Stranger: wht's tht

You: Ruled by her mistriss Lord Vanderboululandersoning

You: A cruel woman

You: Who takes the hearts of young men

You: and eats them

You: So that she may live longer

Stranger: then **** off wth her

Stranger: u ********

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[`Paladn]

Stranger: horny girl?

You: ROFL

 

LOL

[`Paladn]

Stranger: Hi

You: Hello.

Stranger: How are you?

You: Tired

Stranger: Oh thats not good. Go to bed

You: ok bye

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You: Oh

You: My

You: God

You: HELP ME

 

Stranger: WHAT

You: shh they might hear you

Stranger: :O who!

You: Wisper

You: Shh

You: nows not the time

Stranger: okay!

You: shhhhh

You: Okay I think we're safe

Stranger: okay

You: Wait

You: ok

You: yeah we are

You: phew

Stranger: good

You: Thank god

You: They're after me

You: And you now

Stranger: why?

You: shh

You: They want it, but I won't let them have it!

You: They'll never have it!

You: And now I'm with you

Stranger: what do you have

You: They wil lgo after you now

You: And me

You: We must make haste!

You: And ride to Valifare!

You: In sound the Foliage Horn of Rebellion

Stranger: we must!

You: We MUST!

Stranger: yes quickly!

You: wait!

You: Stay down

Stranger: okay

You: shh

You: do you see it

You: Get in those bushes there

Stranger: yes...yes i do

Stranger: okay

You: What do you see

You: be my eyes

Stranger: i see, i seee!

Stranger: :O

Stranger: no! its not possible

You: what?!?

You: what is it!

You: Is it them?

Stranger: thats the birth mark of the royal prince by your eye, but that means......

You: ???

You: speak up

Stranger: you can't be him, its not possible for you to be a prince

Stranger: you do resemble him but

You: Prince?

You: I'm just a lowly rouge

You: I cannot be of this high standard of a character

You: Or is this what that mark means

Stranger: no! look! at this picture of the prince

You: .....

Stranger: he looks exactly like you

Stranger: and has the same mark

You: Look

You: this isn't the time for this

You: They're here I think

You: We can go oevr the details later

You: Shhhh

You: get under that mossplant

Stranger: ok

You: and tell me who you see out there

Stranger: okay!

You: keep quiet!

Stranger: i see a lot of ppl that look like assasins

You: It must be them

You: Do they bare any markings?

Stranger: i only see one one each of there right arms

You: What does it show

You: What kind of design

Stranger: it shows.......oh oh no....no!

Stranger: its the design of the kingdom i come from

Stranger: i dont understand why there down here

You: ???

You: You're with them!

You: *takes out dagger*

Stranger: no i swear!

Stranger: im just the princess

Stranger: i have no intentions of hurting you

Stranger: no plz! beg you

You: how can I trust you?

Stranger: there only here because im not at the castle

Stranger: there looking for me

You: who are you/

Stranger: because im not ratting you out am i

You: then speak

You: who are you?

 

Stranger: im the princess from the castle that you're family is in war with but plz dont hurt me i have nothing to do with it

Stranger: ive been trying to stop the war

Stranger: but they wont listen to me

You: Okay

You: You got me

You: I'm the prince

You: But I ran away

You: I wanted to be a rouge

You: So

You: I went to your kingdom and stole something

You: Something.....

You: very..

Stranger: i ran away too, but only in the hopes of stoping the fued i dont know whats going on still since im down here

Stranger: dressed as a mere commoner to fit in

You: you too?

You: I was planning on stealing this item and blame it on another warring faction.

Stranger: i thought that if i ran away my parents and youre parents would get along

Stranger: and stop fighting but it seems they only set assasins down here they think you kidnapped me

Stranger: i tried to tell them the opposite

Stranger: but they wouldnt listen

You: Wow there's too much going on!!1

You: SHUSH

Stranger: thats what happens when families are feuding

You: they're walking over here

Stranger: ok

You: get down

You: *climbs up the tree*

Stranger: ok

You: *seems like there's 4 of them*

You: *maybe if I can get their attention elsewhere*

Stranger: i should probably give myself in maybe that would finally stop the feud

You: but

You: you said

You: if you left it would stop it

You: make sense woman!

Stranger: i thought it would

Stranger: but it seems like it got worse

You: Maybe I should kill them, and we could get back to Valifare!

Stranger: cuz my family thinks youre family kidnapped me

Stranger: if i tell them im okay they wont accuse your family of kidnapping me

Stranger: but

You: I don't know

Stranger: that would give our family more reason to hate your family

You: What if they arn't really apart of your family's forces

Stranger: hm?

Stranger: they look like they are

Stranger: they have the mark of our castle

You: I don't know

You: it's the eyes

You: I don't trust them

You: Look closely

Stranger: *looks*

Stranger: maybe ur right

Stranger: i could try

You: Are you good with a weapon?

 

Stranger: not really

You: damn

You: Idk what to do

Stranger: i'll walk out there and if they're not from my castle then i'll just die for honor

You: I won't let that happen!

Stranger: *walks in front of the guards* im the princess, i understand you have been looking for me

You: ..

You: *takes out bow and arrow*

You: *waits*

Stranger: *is grabbed by the guard*

You: *shoots the bow into the guards head*

Stranger: i am the real princess i dressed like this to blend in plz

Stranger: you've got t--

You: *runs out with claymore in hand*

You: *slices through the first guard*

You: *but doesn't kill him. not even wounding*

You: *gets thrown down and cuffed, noticing that the guard he shot was not even hurt as well*

Stranger: ....the--th-

You: LET HER GO

Stranger: no! you have to let him go plz!

You: LET ME GO TOO

 

Stranger: *gets restrained by the guard and is now being held with a knife to her neck*

You: no don't!

You: what kind of guard are you!

You: She's the princess!

You: LET GO OF ME!

Stranger: ....the-they said they were given strict orders to kill the princess

You: NO!

You: *spins the cuffed hands around* knocking out the opposing guard from behind*

You: .*grabs the key and unlocks cuffs*

Stranger: *passes out and collapses out of fright, slipping out of the guards hands*

You: *crabs the knocked out guards sword and charges the remaining guard*

You: *knocks the dagger out of the guards hands, but the guard take sout his sword*

You: ~The two fight for 10 minutes then~

Stranger: *stirs a little and wakes up and see's whats happening*

You: Take this you scumbag!

You: *lances forward but misses*

Stranger: *Steps in front of the rouge*

Stranger: NO!

Stranger: Don't hurt him plz

Stranger: *watches the guard drop the sword*

You: What are you doing!

You: get out of the way!

Stranger: No!

Stranger: i wont let you die

You: Get

You: Out

You: Of

You: THE

You: WAY

Stranger: NO!

Stranger: *gets pulled out of the way by some other strange man*

Stranger: dont hurt this guy he's a good person

You: What is that??!?

You: IN THE SKY

You: WHAT IS THAT

You: *ROOOOORRRRRRRR*

Stranger: *looks up*

You: ITS A FLYING SERPHLOGLOGDED NOOOOO

Stranger: AHHHH!

You: OHHH NOOO

Stranger: *screams loudly as the other strange guy pushes me out of the way and sheilds me*

Stranger: NO!

Stranger: what about the rouge!

You: NO ITS GOING TO BREATH ITS LOGLOGDED SPECIAL ATTACK ON US

You: RUN

You: RUN!!!!!

 

Stranger: *runs with the two men*

You: ~The Serphloglogded swooped and killed the prince/rouge/thief/warrior and sacrificed himself in order for the princess to live~

You: ~In the End, the Princess went back to here kindom with the strange fellow, and made amends with the other rivalry family~

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: ~the Two families got together

You: With the largest war parties

You: and searched for the Serphloglogded for many years

You: ~after 50 years of searching the princess laid on her deathbead looking to the window, and saw the Serphloglogded staring at her

You: and then it dropped dead

You: And then she closed her eyes

You: and was never to wake up again

You: ~The End~

Stranger: that was cool

Stranger: should we do another adventure or no?

You: hope you enjoyed it

You: Not tonight

You: It's late

You: I had to end it short sorry

Stranger: okay

You: Have a good one

Stranger: its ok

Stranger: you too

You: Bye

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[`Paladn]

lol^

 

I tried one and failed.

[`James]

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Stranger: m or f?

You: F.

You: Cyber?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: age?

You: 22

You: You

Stranger: 18

You: Oh im rubbin my *****, its so wet.

You: And im jacking off my **** at the same time.

You: Ugh it feels so good.

Stranger: you shemale

You: It hurts me so good.

Stranger: wtf

You: Lick my ***** and rub my **** with vaseline.

You: CMON!

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Stranger: hi

You: Hey

Stranger: how r u?

You: Im great I just took a shower

You: I feel so refreshed.

Stranger: haha thas good

You: Lol I know.

You: But my legs hurt.

You: Soap got in my ***** and it burns.

You: I think I have a yeast infection.

Stranger: tmi

Stranger: just tmi

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Stranger: wanna see **** on msn ?

You: Only if it's little.

You: My screen is 5x5

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You: Hey.

You: Cyber?

Stranger: Yes

You: Alright lets do this.

You: Im rubbing a piece of ice on my nipple.

You: While scratching inside my nose with a **** ring.

You: Now im pouring candle wax on mybush

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i cant do this with you sorry

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Stranger: brazil?

You: no **** brazil

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Stranger: horny male?

You: yea babe

Stranger: can you send me pics of your ****?

You: i guess im only 11 though

Stranger: send me

You: mom doesnt know i go on this site

You: are u a girl or a boy

Stranger: it has diference for you?

You: my mom said i shouldnt talk to men who are older

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 11

Stranger: im 15

Stranger: and im not a lier

You: r u a girl or boy

Stranger: boy

You: how come u want to see my ****

You: i thought you are only supposed to share them with girls

Stranger: so...

Stranger: good bye

You: where u goin?

Stranger: you dont want to send the pics!

Stranger: im going

Stranger: to try another men who want to send me

You: i dont want my mom to yell at me

Stranger: she doesn't need to know

You: she says my **** is only for her..

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You: OH LAWDY SEFKET IS DAT U?l

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[Volt]

Er, tl;dr?

[rofl]

You: sup man

Stranger: Do feet turn you on

You: ya

Stranger: Serious?

You: yes

You: hbu

You: i love men with big shoe

You: hello ?

You: r u thre.

Stranger: Sorry

Stranger: Male or female

You: femal

You: au

You: u

Stranger: Male

You: i am 14

Stranger: I,m 15

You: whre u from?

Stranger: Ireland you?

You: america

Stranger: What are you feet like

You: small and cute becoz im hot

You: do u want scyber

Stranger: What,s that

Stranger: Hello?

You: hello

You: cyber

You: we talk each other like we haveing sex =)

You: i kiss u passionately and our tongue slobber on eac h other tongue

You: u turn

Stranger: I kiss and lick your neck going lower and lower

You: i take off ur shirt and unbutton ur pant

Stranger: I take off shirt and your pants

You: u kiss me on my stomache and proceed to lick my ******

Stranger: I lick faster the more you moan and I rub your breasts feeling you hard nipples

You: i flip over and pull out ur ***** from ur tidy whities and suck ur ****

You: while ur licking my ******

Stranger: I gripped you breasts firmer as you suck my rock hard ****

You: i scream omg i cant take it shove it in me

You: i grab ur **** and force it up my ******

Stranger: We *** together and I apologise about the STDs

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[Anthoni]

You: sup man

Stranger: Do feet turn you on

You: ya

Stranger: Serious?

You: yes

You: hbu

You: i love men with big shoe

You: hello ?

You: r u thre.

Stranger: Sorry

Stranger: Male or female

You: femal

You: au

You: u

Stranger: Male

You: i am 14

Stranger: I,m 15

You: whre u from?

Stranger: Ireland you?

You: america

Stranger: What are you feet like

You: small and cute becoz im hot

You: do u want scyber

Stranger: What,s that

Stranger: Hello?

You: hello

You: cyber

You: we talk each other like we haveing sex =)

You: i kiss u passionately and our tongue slobber on eac h other tongue

You: u turn

Stranger: I kiss and lick your neck going lower and lower

You: i take off ur shirt and unbutton ur pant

Stranger: I take off shirt and your pants

You: u kiss me on my stomache and proceed to lick my ******

Stranger: I lick faster the more you moan and I rub your breasts feeling you hard nipples

You: i flip over and pull out ur ***** from ur tidy whities and suck ur ****

You: while ur licking my ******

Stranger: I gripped you breasts firmer as you suck my rock hard ****

You: i scream omg i cant take it shove it in me

You: i grab ur **** and force it up my ******

Stranger: We *** together and I apologise about the STDs

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ROFL LMFAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLO

[`James]

Anthoni was enjoying that.

[xtacy]

You: hey

Stranger: get aggressive with me

You: lol?

Stranger: come on

You: ok you sad ****

Stranger: thats a start

You: cook my dinner *****

You: xD

Stranger: mmmmm

Stranger: or what?!

You: or ima stab you in the face with a pinecone

Stranger: wow - YES

You: Hell ya

Stranger: i just got SO wet!

Stranger: more!

You: lold sorry

You: busy l

You: laughing

Stranger: what??

You: ***** no-one asked you

Stranger: i'm rubbing myself SO HARD

You: have you made my dinner yet you ****?

Stranger: oooohhh

Stranger: ****

You: well!?

Stranger: i'm seriously cumming right now

Stranger: ****

You: I dont care about your damn genatalia i want my god damn STEAK!

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[ffspostingrightsremovec]

Stranger: What are you Wearin...??

You: thong

Stranger: nice...

Stranger: asl

You: it doesnt cover my ***** very well though

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: so where u from

You: africa

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[Bryan]

omfg lololol

 

this is so halarious

[`Pure]

my pinned topic is better than yours

[Omni]

my pinned topic is better than yours

But I pinned both, so that makes me almighty.

[Sheep]

Stranger: 15, f, horny(please don't judge)

You: haha

You: im 16 f annd horny !

You: are u bi?

Stranger: well... *******

Stranger: you?

You: bi haha

Stranger: well...

Stranger: (Y)

Stranger: you wanna cyber?

You: suree

Stranger: you start...

You: i take my **** and stick it in ur mouth as i rub my tight ****

Stranger: ****?

You: yea i got both

Stranger: wohh

Stranger: okay...

Stranger: carry on

You: i then bend my **** back wards and *** into my own ****

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You: hey

You: cyber?

Stranger: Looking for a smooth-bodied 18-21yo GUY to relieve my lunchtime hard thick erection.... wanna play?

You: yes

Stranger: gud

Stranger: describe ur body

You: small and scrawny

Stranger: elaborate

Stranger: give me **** size

You: i weigh 73 pounds and have a 4 inch ****

Stranger: that'll do

Stranger: tell me what u;ll do to me

You: i will stick my **** up ur nose till it reaches ur brain and start cumming onto it

Stranger: i see. continue, while i ********

Stranger: u doing gr8

You: i then take my finger and i put it into ur ******* and smell

Stranger: dont stop .. if i dont type back is coz i jerkin

You: then i take ur **** and stick it into my ****

You: and start pushing it till i cant breathe

You: then ill eventually die

You: and u will be charged for murder

You: and go to jail forever

You: muahahaha

Stranger: dont stop plzz

You: but u killed me

You: i have nothing left

Stranger: ooooooooooo ... babe, ive cumm

Stranger: that was gr888

Stranger: can u still smell my **** and **** on ur finger

Stranger: thats so awesome

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You: im bi

Stranger: hello

Stranger: sex?

You: m

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You: Hi

Stranger: im a boy with 16 loking for a girl to cyber **** !!

You: im your girl

You: u start

Stranger: kkk

Stranger: i take my **** off

You: i put it back on

Stranger: okay

Stranger: ill kiss ur neck

You: ur a terrible kisser so i dont kiss back

Stranger: so i take of ur panties

You: i put them back on

Stranger: and put my **** on ur hand

You: i put it off

Stranger: i slaped u

You: i slap back

Stranger: u want a wild **** 1?

You: sure

Stranger: i slaped my **** on your face

You: i slap mine in ur face

Stranger: u r a guy !?

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[Sean]

lol