Omegle Chats ~

[O M G 0 Y K]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: *****, I HAVE

You: hi!

Stranger: a\

Stranger: ****

You: you have a *****?

Stranger: yeah that

You: cool

You: how big is it no ****

Stranger: like

Stranger: [--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------D

You: wo thats long

Stranger: i no rite

You: how do you fit it in your pants

Stranger: i wrap it around me

You: oh wow i want to see that

Stranger: 5$

You: 4.50$

Stranger: 6$

You: no

You: 4.50$ or no deal

Stranger: 4.95

You: really?

You: 45 cents

You: get over it

You: 4.50

Stranger: nope

You: wow

You: sad

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: asl? is that a mistype?

Stranger: from>>>///

You: from?

Stranger: asl;?//

You: 17m usa

Stranger: what u do?

You: im kind of a big deal

You: u asl first

You: asl me

Stranger: what

Stranger: 20 m india

You: india

You: do you fix computers?

Stranger: no unlimited

Stranger: have u need?

You: you fix unlimited computers?

You: you will fix my computer?

Stranger: fuckeer

Stranger: *****

Stranger: ****

You: you mad bro?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: do u send me ur id?

You: id?

Stranger: email id

You: i want ur business card in case i ever need my comp fixed to be completely honest

You: no you may not have my email

You: did your supervisor not tell you not to ask for my info like that

Stranger: ok

Stranger: on orkkut

You: sorry i dont speak indian

Stranger: its english

You: orkkut is not english buddy

Stranger: no idian

You: idian

You: wat is idian

Stranger: indian

You: bic boi

You: like a sum bod ee?

Stranger: its short form of india

Stranger: u will never progress

You: your country is still poor

Stranger: nd ur

You: nope

You: 1 of our states alone has the 4th largest economy

Stranger: we r so rich

You: india is full of people with no hygeiene

You: you are not rich

You: you get bombed by pakistan

You: roflmao

Stranger: i think ur poor

Stranger: have u need DOLAR i will send u

You: you will send me money?

Stranger: ya

You: wats ur email

Stranger: if u need

Stranger: ur

You: all i need is your ipp

You: ip

Stranger: ip"?

You: k?

You: give me your ip and i can send you my email?

Stranger: mob.no?

Stranger: i will call u

Stranger: body

You: no

Stranger: ru feard

You: am i feared?

You: yes i am trembling

Stranger: why

You: you people are scary

You: dirty and all

Stranger: its ur internal courgy

Stranger: mind lesss person

You: im mindless?

Stranger: sstupid

You: no you

Stranger: ys

You: no

You: im not

You: you are

Stranger: u comparable person

Stranger: m not

You: you done yet?

Stranger: give me ur mob. no.

Stranger: if u dont feard

Stranger: ya

Stranger: do u want mine

You: what is a mob no

You: one of ur little cult signs

You: ?

Stranger: +919602814496

Stranger: its my nomber

You: thanks

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi!

Stranger: asl

You: asl

You: no u

Stranger: u first

You: ok

Stranger: i was faster

You: ok u win

You: 9 male usa

Stranger: yep:D

You: u

Stranger: 9?

You: 9 and 3 fourths

Stranger: just kiddin

You: im almost 10

You: u?

You: asl

You: asl me

You: now

Stranger: 19 m france

You: wow

You: tu es un merde stupide

You: right?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 킹카 내껄로 만들기 프로젝트

You: hi!

You: gtfo

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[Evan]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey whats up

Stranger: a lot

Stranger: lol

You: same dude, my ******* site is down and my members can't post

Stranger: dudette*

Stranger: and that sucks

You: oh your a chick, do u know 4ppl3j00s or dp kyle?

You: they pretended to be girls once too

Stranger: uhhh

Stranger: idk

Stranger: lol

You: they are sluts anyway

You: do you play runescape

Stranger: i did

Stranger: its stupid

Stranger: haha

You: **** YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU

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[Shay]

[Tom N Eto]

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: so where u from

You: africa

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LOL.

[Ow 3 Hit]

I've trolled the **** out of this site too many times to count.

[Shroom]

he knew i was onto him...

 

Stranger: hi

You: is this real

Stranger: of course

You: say something obsurd

You: absurd

You: ?

You: im bored as ****

Stranger: m or f?

You: why do people always ask

You: are you 50 lookin for a 13 year old f?

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You: whats good

Stranger: Nothin

You: how come i never get anyone smart on here

Stranger: Girl ?

You: you're 40+ right?

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[-Jesse]

Stranger: What are you Wearin...??

You: thong

Stranger: nice...

Stranger: asl

You: it doesnt cover my ***** very well though

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: so where u from

You: africa

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ROFL

[Rum]

Nice hahaahha

[Aidan]

You: sup man

Stranger: Do feet turn you on

You: ya

Stranger: Serious?

You: yes

You: hbu

You: i love men with big shoe

You: hello ?

You: r u thre.

Stranger: Sorry

Stranger: Male or female

You: femal

You: au

You: u

Stranger: Male

You: i am 14

Stranger: I,m 15

You: whre u from?

Stranger: Ireland you?

You: america

Stranger: What are you feet like

You: small and cute becoz im hot

You: do u want scyber

Stranger: What,s that

Stranger: Hello?

You: hello

You: cyber

You: we talk each other like we haveing sex =)

You: i kiss u passionately and our tongue slobber on eac h other tongue

You: u turn

Stranger: I kiss and lick your neck going lower and lower

You: i take off ur shirt and unbutton ur pant

Stranger: I take off shirt and your pants

You: u kiss me on my stomache and proceed to lick my ******

Stranger: I lick faster the more you moan and I rub your breasts feeling you hard nipples

You: i flip over and pull out ur ***** from ur tidy whities and suck ur ****

You: while ur licking my ******

Stranger: I gripped you breasts firmer as you suck my rock hard ****

You: i scream omg i cant take it shove it in me

You: i grab ur **** and force it up my ******

Stranger: We *** together and I apologise about the STDs

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*****

[Seany]

I legit sat down and read all of these. so entertaining.

[Shroom]

Stranger: 17 m usa looking for a female willing to show her ****. age doesnt matter.

You: im 4

You: wanna see my tator tots

Stranger: ..... im srious about this.

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[Tragic]

LOLOLOL

[+Karl]

Talk to strangers!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: pr1ncesspeach?

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LOL

[+Karl]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi can i ask you a question..?

You: sure

Stranger: r u a girl...cos only a girl can answer what im going to ask

You: yes

Stranger: ok

You: are you a girl?

Stranger: so before your period or after...do you notice like this clear.white liquid coming out of your body...or is that just me..?

You: no, you're a ******* freak!

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LMFAO

[+Karl]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 12 f horny

You: sorry too old

You have disconnected.

 

loloolol

[AmCool]

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: mf?

You: f

Stranger: m

Stranger: 19

You: im 12

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[AmCool]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: um

Stranger: hi

You: im horny

Stranger: asl

You: 12 f usa

Stranger: wanna suck ma cork

You: yes

Stranger: where in us u live

Stranger: babes

You: wherever u want me to be :)

Stranger: yeah

You: im in midwest

You: kinda

You: i guess

You: but i can go anywehre lolz

Stranger: have u ever ******

You: twice

You: my dad ****** me once

You: and so did my cousin

Stranger: at wht age

You: my dad ****** me a month ago...for fun

You: my cousin abused me when i was 10

You: i didnt know wat was goin on

Stranger: so do u like ur dad

You: nooo

You: can i come stay with you

Stranger: sure

Stranger: bt we r 4 boys here

You: thats fine

Stranger: wht fine

You: umm

You: can u come get me

You: ill pack my stuff now

Stranger: bt wht will u do

Stranger: at this age

You: i dont know...

Stranger: can u do house hold works

Stranger: like cleaning washing

You: yea i can help out since ur helping me

Stranger: & sucking

Stranger: *******

You: not too much though -_-

Stranger: yah

Stranger: daily 1-2 times

Stranger: only

You: fine

Stranger: bt u have to eat the *** of all 4 of us

You: ok

You: do u guys have big *****

You: cuz ull have 2 go easy im only 12..

Stranger: i have 6.5''

Stranger: long

Stranger: & 2.4 thick

You: oh i can handle that

Stranger: how long ur dad have

You: he abused me

You: it was like

You: 8 inches

You: i bled

You: :(

Stranger: & ur cousin

You: idk i cant remember

Stranger: wht was his age

You: well hes 21 now

Stranger: oks

Stranger: wht ur mom do

You: shes dead

Stranger: & any sibling

You: no brothers or sisters

Stranger: so it means u & ur dad r only in ur family

You: yes

Stranger: so where u live

You: ohio

You: in cincinnati

Stranger: cool

Stranger: do u have facebook

You: jk im a guy irl ur a ******* ****** get trolled idiot

You: suck my ****

Stranger: & m a girl

Stranger: lols

You: 8=====================================================================D

You: each equal sign represents an inch of my ****

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[Feelthef1re]

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: mf?

You: f

Stranger: m

Stranger: 19

You: im 12

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lololololololololol XD

[grubbyjoin]

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