Slumptality 2012: An EoP Production

[Leech]

It was a clear, starry night, there was a strong eastward breeze, the tide was high and the time was right for the Eruption of Pures to set sail, destination: Slumptality. We peaked at around 60 pirates for this momentus trip, that saw us cut through the sea of invites, SoP, PoP, and whatever other **** clans Fi merged with this year, and strike fatal blows to the very heart of Fi, annihilating them numerous times until we literally chased them out of the wilderness and forced them to end in shame.

Thanks to every EoP member that showed up today, despite the mass recruiting and invite techniques employed Fi for the majority of this year, we stayed true to our quality and as predicted, it has paid off. You see, Fi are not the same clan they were 5 years ago, they will never be the same clan again, while they have been pulling well, they have never truly managed to establish a stable memberlist or leadership, relying on recruiting 15 new people every trip, and because of this Fi have crumbled and crumbled to the point where they are once again our bitches.

Thanks for the fights today Fi, i'm guessing you only dared to step into multi because the kdr-tracker was broken, saving you embarassment, but this is only the beginning. I'm sure Fi members are already sick of Addy Daddy's screaming, and we will welcome any Fatality members wishing to join with open arms.

Apologies in advance to the Pure Community. We know how much you were all hoping that Fi would finally be the clan to slump us. Unfortunately nice guys finish last, and the pirates keep on sailin'.







Eruption of Pures vs Fatality

We started off the trip hearing we had roughly similar opts to Fi. We headed up to northeast steps and prepared to rush them, only for them to rush in single again like last week. Dunno about Fi but we find f2p single fights boring as hell, so we rushed out north and Fi follwed us like the good female dogs they are. We turned around at vents and straight up 1 banged the spastics running into us with melee weps, then spent the fight executing flawless pray and weapon switches, as our 1 death sat at edge watching the Fi flow into edgeville like a river of ****.

With roughly 10 Fi left on the map Zenith crashed from behind us, but we had eyes only for Fi. We chased their handful remaining up towards piper, laughing at their pathetic attempts to flee and rejoicing in the screams of the dying PoP and SoP. With the scum cleaned from the wilderness, we headed down to ruins and got our ending, and discovered we'd lost about 5 people even with getting crashed.








Eruption of Pures vs Fatality

We banked our loot and washed the Fi tears and urine off us before heading back out. We heard they wanted a rematch which sounded delicious, so we headed up to piper. Elit3 Bs3r was clearly unable to hear the location on ts so we banged him out on the way up as he tried to get us spread or something retarded. After banging him we falled back in and Fi rushed us at piper, but it was like a puppy in a wheelchair rolling into a furnace, as we immediately smacked their fall in half a map north as the PoP and SoP hit their varrock teleport to no avail. The cute level 80 invites dropped by the dozen and only the level 110 "veterans" remained as they were pushed up through the gap.

We chased and cut them down 1 by 1, presuming Fi had called off returns, however it turned out Fi are just really, really, really slow, and were actually returning to corp. We rushed back down killing a few Fi kids looting their monk robes back and hit their group west of corp, as some small main team also rushed us (lmfao). Didn't really matter because Fi's 10 man regroup sunk faster than Addy Daddy's supply of salt water taffy pop-tarts. Zenith tried to crash again but Fi were pretty much already cleared, so we walked to mossies and logged.












Eruption of Pures vs Fatality

We hopped to Fi as they regrouped for the lulz and started humiliating them more, as they weren't even able to get a spam tower up. By now they'd fallen to around 40 in the fc while we'd gained to 60, so they tried the same fight at level 1 edge ******** as last week. It was boring last week and it woulda been boring this week, so we hopped and decided we would ninja them. We got word Fi were at east drags in lobby, and seeing as we didn't wanna wait 40 minutes for them to come out (just like the ol' days), we logged on top of them and waited.

We got word that Fi had switched to NME's teamspeak like the good allies they are, however our spies told us the password to their teamspeak channel. We organized to mass join the ts and enter their chan as we rushed them, however so many of us joined it actually maxed the server so most of us got banned, lmfao.

Fi logged in unaware of the punishment they were about to receive, and as our arrows rained down on them on login, Chris screamed at people to log out, but it was no good, as 30/40 Fi were stuck in our web and punished to the full extent of the piracy code.

With them dropping like flies in single their ranks ragequit and said trip was over, so we feasted on the last few and chased them to level 1 wild, once and for all cleaning the wilderness.










With Fi ended we were satisfied with todays events and decided to end too. We will see you tomorrow Fi, and next weekend, and the weekend after that, and so on :)

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[Hormone]

lol u guys smacked fi before we came

[smellybutt69]

Fi got **** slapped all trip.

GJ Eop.

[Spe]

nice

[Faker]

every swing of my corrupt scimitar i could feel the emotional distress in every Fi rank and member

 

they know its over

[Ari]

EOP CUHHHH

[Sweep]

lol lezbehonest we wont see you tomorrow :/

[Hey-Ireland]

good job eop a fight at the end woulda been nice tho :-/

[Blck]

lol gj eop

[Drake-]

apps are open www.eop-rs.com/forums

[sithlord]

lol gj eop..

 

you make me want to actually merge with fi sometimes though and make the rumors true. l0l... 3 guys joined fi, then all but 1 came back. good trip though looked fun.

[Faker]

dsgdsgdsag

[Hey-Ireland]

well that inspirational topic went well chris

[Father Justin]

Was a fun trip :D

[Blck]

well that inspirational topic went well chris

 

lol talk **** about our clan when you stop losing to us in preps, maybe you need your 15 man advantage to actually win something,

[Derp]

o eop is still alive :thumbsup:

[blue]

I Support EOP in this Rivalry

[Ari]

well that inspirational topic went well chris

 

lol talk **** about our clan when you stop losing to us in preps, maybe you need your 15 man advantage to actually win something,

 

lmaooooooooo ur so bad

[Faker]

good job eop a fight at the end woulda been nice tho :-/

 

don't crash our fights then

 

lol gj eop..

 

you make me want to actually merge with fi sometimes though and make the rumors true. l0l... 3 guys joined fi, then all but 1 came back. good trip though looked fun.

 

lmfao god no not a remerge of SoPtality, anything but that man plz.

[Hey-Ireland]

well that inspirational topic went well chris

 

lol talk **** about our clan when you stop losing to us in preps, maybe you need your 15 man advantage to actually win something,

idk man, personally i think you have bigger problems than zenith.... like calling out mm in an 'inspirational' topic

[smellybutt69]

well that inspirational topic went well chris

 

lol talk **** about our clan when you stop losing to us in preps, maybe you need your 15 man advantage to actually win something,

Well actually our record for preps this week is 2-1

 

1st prep, 3-0

2nd prep, 1-2

3rd prep, 3-0

 

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[Brenda]

..so fi killed u today?

[ydoC]

eop licks the flavor of the month

 

ajaja

[Curry]

was fun to read, your accounts of the fights are very graphic

[Bwas]

GJ EOP