Enemy Claims #1 P2P

[Society]

Today, Sunday July 29th the mighty Havoc stallion emerged from the gates of edgeville with 25 trained jockees ready to out speed the donkeys of the pure community. Except this time, the Havoc stallion was under a new alias, they called it Enemy.





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The first race of the day was lined up against one of the slowest donkeys in the community, one known as Corrupt Pures.
The fight was meant to take place at new gate, unfortunately this donkey was so slow that it's jockees weren't even able to open up the gate! By the time they finally figured out how to open the gate, another fine stallion known as Eruption Of Pures rushed from the south. Enemy raced to the volcano and exited to lobby.





After realizing that neither the EOP stallion nor the CP donkey were able to even touch any of our fine jockees, we decided to organize another race to the finish vs Frenzy. Now, many know Frenzy as one of the smelliest donkeys around, with all the dirty tricks in the book, from lying about opts, to editing logs on their topics. The mighty Enemy stallion was not ready to let these immature novice jokees(pun intended) run around doing whatever they want. No. Did they not know that Scott does law? Knowing we were severely out manned, and out gunned, we accepted the fight anyway.

We defended north of the new gate hill, and they came barreling in like complete donkeys, clump after clump Enemy tore them to shreds. After the brave lisp jockee got bored of this lack of challenge, he decided to move to his stallion to a new terrain. So Enemy galloped north east on top of the volcano, with the brainless donkey known as Frenzy following. This is where one of the stallions old race tactics emerged. l8l knows it as the whirlpool tactic. Eventually we got bored of being out numbered by such a horrible team, that we called off returns.





After that race, our good pal sikhlisp decided to toss me a pm. He for whatever reason thought he was victorious in that race, as usual. So we set up another race, this time to be in clan wars. One defence, everything on except summoning. Unfortunately, after all of those little frenzy jockees were sent squeeling at the volcano, about half of them did not decide to show up to this next race! Leaving the poor donkey with 15 jockees :(.





Round 1

Enemy Starting: 17
Frenzy Starting: 17

Enemy Ending: 0
Frenzy Ending: who knows who cares





Round 2

Enemy Starting: 15
Frenzy Starting: 15

Enemy Ending: 11
Frenzy Ending: 0





Round 3

Enemy Starting: 15
Frenzy Starting: 15

Enemy Ending: 5
Frenzy Ending: 0




Since we beat Frenzy, who were clearly the #1 matched P2P kings of all time, we are now claiming #1 P2P. Thank you for reading our topic.

[Jatt]

I hope people understand that this topic is completely serious and Enemy are hereby claiming #1 p2p clan.

[Chadsaw]

I hope people understand the humor of this topic.

This. Lets not get all butthurt here!

 

WOOO WE OWN

[SwanZiE]

tnak

[Xpnkrockemox]

KINGS OF P2PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

Thank you frenzy for returning our title to us. We worked hard for this win, training long and hard.

 

 

[Father Justin]

Good job Nme

[Bwas]

LOL Frenzy

GJ NME

[Le3t]

haha donkeys

[Xpnkrockemox]

The bessssssssst arounddddddd. Nothings ever gonna keep us dowwwwwwwwwwwwn.

[Hey-Ireland]

not sure why, but i couldn't stop reading so i read it all.... good job nme

[Tayyab-]

Every1s been riding the stallion lately.

[iSlow Burnz]

lol, nice job NME.

[Lee-]

After that race, our good pal sikhlisp decided to toss me a pm. He for whatever reason thought he was victorious in that race, as usual. So we set up another race, this time to be in clan wars. One defence, everything on except summoning. Unfortunately, after all of those little frenzy jockees were sent squeeling at the volcano, about half of them did not decide to show up to this next race! Leaving the poor donkey with 15 jockees .

 

we had to sit like 6+ for you guys each round but gj on winning clanwars

[Jatt]

After that race, our good pal sikhlisp decided to toss me a pm. He for whatever reason thought he was victorious in that race, as usual. So we set up another race, this time to be in clan wars. One defence, everything on except summoning. Unfortunately, after all of those little frenzy jockees were sent squeeling at the volcano, about half of them did not decide to show up to this next race! Leaving the poor donkey with 15 jockees .

 

we had to sit like 6+ for you guys each round but gj on winning clanwars

 

Thanks dude ;^p

[AndyLicous]

Havoc and Epidemic going at it, good job.

[Trapping]

WOAH WOAH WOAH!! STOP AND PUT THE KEYBOARD DOWN! ZENITH IS #1

[0ynxx]

kings of declining! I'm kidding, o wait am I? Good job on the p2p win

[Zach-l8l]

6 kill pics 1 round who made

[Lee-]

After that race, our good pal sikhlisp decided to toss me a pm. He for whatever reason thought he was victorious in that race, as usual. So we set up another race, this time to be in clan wars. One defence, everything on except summoning. Unfortunately, after all of those little frenzy jockees were sent squeeling at the volcano, about half of them did not decide to show up to this next race! Leaving the poor donkey with 15 jockees .

 

we had to sit like 6+ for you guys each round but gj on winning clanwars

 

Thanks dude ;^p

:wub:

[`Pure]

Refrain from calling people complete retards in your topic. Other than that gj.

[Jatt]

kings of declining! I'm kidding, o wait am I? Good job on the p2p win

 

We accepted all of your run ins, but you decided that when you realized we actually had even opts you didn't wait to fight us. Your excuses were the (blatantly even) opts and the mains (which only appeared when fighting you last night, never any other times).

[ZZZZZZZ]

6 kill pics 1 round who made

 

 

Nice 1bang tho

 

Gj nme

[Society]

Refrain from calling people complete retards in your topic. Other than that gj.

Sorry king `pure. I will edit that out now!

[Zach-l8l]

6 kill pics 1 round who made

 

 

Nice 1bang tho

 

Gj nme

 

still a better tank than u ;p

[ZZZZZZZ]

6 kill pics 1 round who made

 

 

Nice 1bang tho

 

Gj nme

 

still a better tank than u ;p

 

Dream onn