Fatality: Just Pray That Butthurt Is Covered Under Obamacare

[Kyle]

MM-RS.ORG

Welcome to the topic for the most influential, dominant and sexy clan of all time.
Consistently stronger than all competition, killing mains for fun and hunting down whatever pures remain.
The Mayhem Makers.

We peaked at 108 on Teamspeak and left Varrock Dummies with 101 strong.

We fought as many clans as we could get close to but they all decided to log, tele and run.
We also battled Jagex's horrendous servers and almost killed world2. We did kill world 2.

Ending KDR:

Fatality inviting forum guests:

Fatality getting a smackdown:

MM vs World 2



MM the #1 pure clan of all time, strongest clan of 2012 were looking for action but the first 30 minutes consisted of clans sitting in; Edgeville, Single or Lobby. We couldn't get locations of any action except for FOE hitting TLP at levl 9 single strip... Until!!!

Z and EOP had a small skirmish around gap, we rushed from the south mopping up whoever was still there until we hit FI spread both north and south of the lava. MM took control in seconds and pushed through on top of FI, a small yellow hat clan tried to hit us from the west but we chose to bully and abuse FI instead. They had the levels and the armour of mains but refused to do enough damage to even wound us! They tried several regroups around GDZ but got ******* owned too quickly, with vast amounts of fungal and people with millions of gp in their invent we got a fall in and told the world who was boss.

FI had nothing on MM today and this fight sent the doubters a message.

As for the comments of 'cya tomorrow MM' from FI, well they saw us and got owned.







Without banking we took our fall in to gap and hit a main clan, eating up their 20 members and obtaining another few mill between us we when progressed down to corp and banked.






Our next dose of healthy action was hitting H vs Hz at new gate, CP also showed their face but run their main asses away when the realised actual pures were north. We mopped it up, made bank loot and split into two groups to get another hit in our next world.

MM's Oldschool/Veteran/Elite lead by Jax ran into the north east maze and the rest of the clan went north of new gate, we logged in multi and were hit on login by FI at the north but our flanking group smashed into the side of them and we quickly overwhelmed them, they had a desperate attempt at regrouping south in single but we ran north dragging them back to multi. After around 3mins of fighting FI were done and couldn't compete once again, all their hype and foul language over the past couple of weeks building up to them sitting in single for two weeks? Nice clan, lvl 118 average combat and can't fight lvl 90s...

MM got another fall in north, walked to 50 ports and went to bank 4 clan's worth of loot.




After this quick bank the command to grab a GDZ tele was called, we went straight up to kill any stragglers from the cluster and found a small group of FI still lingering between gap and corp. Once again we were rewarded with sets of fungal and coin stacks, free rsgp is free rsgp even if its pixels.




MM once again, played the waiting game. Clan's were ending, sitting in Edgeville or lobbied in single... We wanted action and were hungry for some of that sorry attempt of a clan, FI.

As soon as we could we hit action around corp, it was FOE+FI around corp... The mass teleing + logging was hilarious but we still got some kills as both clans are so unorganised and clearly lead by buffoon.

Yes I used the word buffoon in a runescape clan topic to describe the idiot rival clan leaders I have to communicate with each week.




Not long after this we had a similar situation around corp, we rushed out of there and swamped FI, CP, HZ and H cleared all in multi walked down then hometeled to edge where we were greeted by a vast amount of FI.

We followed them to bridge, hopped over bridge where their 30 strong unit of level 110 accounts camped in level 6 and refused to go north. They tried to brag about being better, strong for about two seconds until MM rushed green hill and ripped into them again. Most of MM here couldn't attack FI due to FI being al 100+ combat in 15 wild, the opts in theory were the same until we made so many of them tele and 1 item that it was easy pickings. The fight was cleared so Korrawi grabbed a fall in, walked north of 13 ports and we got our ending, from here MM officially ended but some members stuck around to kill FI's 1 iteming rank team.




*Thanks to some of you for 7 years of competition, others are much newer and younger clans but fights have always been welcomed by MM.*

FOE - You don't even have forums, your quality and numbers have dropped but best of luck in the future.

EOP - Your clan is ran like a leaky bucket, it's useless but keep polishing that bucket and maybe someone will buy into the dream.

TLP - You should of closed when you were respectable, stick to clanwars as the wilderness clearly hasn't been home since 2007.

FI - You tried to create something special, all you create was down syndrome. Your leaders are clueless and your members are a bunch of clones. You cannot even adapt to EoC and remain in this community, best of luck next week.



Le Pictures

[XpMarioo]

mm#1 clan again proved today. Where was your pull 90+ pull Fi?

 

I thought we were gonna actually gonna get a little competition this weekend.

 

 

 

 

Guess not.

[xaJ]

******* CYA HICK

 

Shoutouts to all the kids in fungal risk - i needed more.

[Pk3r4sh0]

k0 motha fauckers

[dandoon]

AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

THANKS TO ALLLL THE FORUM GUESTS WHO CARRIED MM TODAY XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

 

 

[Franco]

w00t u didnt named cp on the 7 years part

 

cp #2

 

gj mm

[David-R4ng3raz0r]

rip fatality rofl

goodjob mm

[Zac]

thx for crashing every single fight we had

[Chief]

gj mm

[XpMarioo]

thx for crashing every single fight we had

whoru again? Didn't even know your clan existed.

[Senne]

smacked fi lmfao

 

 

[Reprezented]

owned needs more def

[TheCali]

You had mains with you, you can't phase us rofl. You need to pull 30+ to even have the balls to fight us. You can't claim #1 when you're teaming with zezimas.

[J0n]

[Zac]

thx for crashing every single fight we had

whoru again? Didn't even know your clan existed.

 

rlly cos we're included in your topic

[NGOD]

gj mm looks like you did nothing today

[xaJ]

You had mains with you, you can't phase us rofl. You need to pull 30+ to even have the balls to fight us. You can't claim #1 when you're teaming with zezimas.

 

 

Good luck bro, Street poems aka Cali STYLE LOL ******* RETARD

[Turisma]

You had mains with you, you can't phase us rofl. You need to pull 30+ to even have the balls to fight us. You can't claim #1 when you're teaming with zezimas.

 

Rofl I saw one person there above 123 combat, Your all mains that just got dicked by pures, get 40 def already cause 39 isn't working out so well for you!

[Senne]

gj mm looks like you did nothing today

 

 

i'm sure your 15v15s are more eventful.

[Pk3r4sh0]

fi who?

 

[XpMarioo]

You had mains with you, you can't phase us rofl. You need to pull 30+ to even have the balls to fight us. You can't claim #1 when you're teaming with zezimas.

Are you ok? The 2-3 so-called "Mains" that followed us around were lower combat than you and were the same defence as you.

 

Stop complaining main.

[Franco]

gj mm looks like you did nothing today

 

 

i'm sure your 15v15s are more eventful.

40 idiot

[Reprezented]

Nice wall of text, from what I can tell Mayhem Massers think they're good for competing with Fatality for 1 of the last 40+ weeks, needing 100+ to compete with our 60.

 

Fatality #1 pure clan of all time. Mayhem Massers #1 masser clan of all time.

 

Congrats.

you didnt exist 20 weeks ago why are you talking as if you were relevant until august?

[Senne]

Nice wall of text, from what I can tell Mayhem Massers think they're good for competing with Fatality for 1 of the last 40+ weeks, needing 100+ to compete with our 60.

 

Fatality #1 pure clan of all time. Mayhem Massers #1 masser clan of all time.

 

Congrats.

 

 

>Goes from 35 pulls to 75 in a month

>claims other clans are massers

 

Get over it fi you lost

[Hittin]

great job mm (:

 

jax #1