Make a Limerick about the person above you

[Ray]

As the name states, make a limerick about the person above you.

 

I did this topic on PC and it was quite good, but topic died eventually.

 

Here's an example of what it looks like (taken from PC)

 

There once was a guy named Sefket,

Who I keep as my new pet.

Gave his noggin a whack,

Heard a load crack,

And then I took him to the vet.

-Ray

 

At thought of the person we call Ray

We feel the strong urge to stop and obey

We appreciate his kindness

When he addresses our blindness

Yet to us he still remains shrowded in grey

-M 4 g 1 c a

 

I once encountered m4gica

he has a tattoo of a swastika

So I tell him Hitler was bad M'kay

And actually that looks pretty gay

Now he follows the Shari'a.

-Dimmm

 

Dude we did this in primary school, i had such a good one but i cant remember :((((

-teh lum tab

 

There once was a guy named Teh Lum Tab,

Who I desperately wanted to grab.

To my dismay,

He wasn't gay,

And it left me feeling quite drab.

-Ray

 

Now it's your turn!

[We_Only-Own]

As I think of Ray,

I must hide in Hay,

He's there for support,

In his weak, meak fort,

Now let us your weapons lay.

 

 

 

 

- We Only Own

[M4G1CA]

We Only Own is new to this place

So far he has made his graphics with grace

Though when it comes to selling

The objects sit there just smelling

I guess nobody yet trusts the look on his face

[M4G1CA]

bump because this should be the biggest thread

[O M G 0 Y K]

bump because this should be the biggest thread

There was a man named Nicholas

Similar to that of a Cutlass

Nicholas believes in the strength

Of a powerful thread in which more than an eigth

Of members have posted on.

[Carnage]

A man named echo had come to light,

Fighting Hella he showed great might,

He was very close to winning,

I bet you that he was grinning,

Just before he had lost the fight.

[Spittles]

He who dares talks bad on the great P Carnage K

Should be brought down to suck his d

Now be quiet and let him be in tranquility

Now be gone or you will slowly die

Now you can see that he is a Gee

[Carnage]

He who dares talks bad on the great P Carnage K

Should be brought down to suck his d

Now be quiet and let him be in tranquility

Now be gone or you will slowly die

Now you can see that he is a Gee

This is my unknown friend he goes by the name of spittle,

He spits so much he's just like my dog that dribbles,

He's a lean and mean fighting machine,

Just like a keen and sheen frightening marine,

He's smart and he just might have you swindled.

[Spittles]

No you suck.

[Carnage]

No you suck.

No you.

[IM_SEBI_NOOB]

u gonna fite me noob

because i touch ur moms boobs

ur mom is my dog

im gonna fk her like a frog

but she dry so I use some lube