What's Bigger?

[kosherkid]

`Pure's ***** for Taylor Swift or Volt's ***** for Derrick Rose?

 

Discuss.

[Volt]

Probably mine

[`Pure]

Nice spam topic in entertainment booth mr. moderator. And mine of course. Everybody knows that Volt has micropenis it's not his fault he was born that way.

[Anthoni]

Pure's for sure because he has been publicly repping his for some time now.

[Martin]

Pure's for sure because he has been publicly repping his for some time now.

 

dat repping means he's insecure about it, probably meaning dat he actually has a tiny *****

[Volt]

Nice spam topic in entertainment booth mr. moderator. And mine of course. Everybody knows that Volt has micropenis it's not his fault he was born that way.

Yeah well I've actually met Derrick Rose before, what're the chances of you meeting Taylor Swift?

 

Rose doesn't judge me because of my nanopenis. Taylor's so innocent she probably doesn't even know what a reverse-corkscrew-jackhammer doggystyle-combo sex position is.

[Jonah]

Volt's, pure doesn't have a ****.

[MACE]

MY ***** FOR OMNI

<3

[Kriminal]

`pure