2010 Thing's to do List.

[Nodnoc]

Happy New Year!

 

 

After recovering from the party climax of 2009 we had a thought about all the things we did in 2009 and all the things we simply let slip by. We came to the conclusion this wasn't going to happen in 2010.

 

2010 will be a year to remember, not because of the end of High school looming but the birth of one single list...

a list that has the power to turn a ******* straight and grown man cry.

a list that doesn't tell you what you need to pick up from the supermarket.

a list with as many points as pi has decimal places... okay maybe not that many points.

 

1. Drink only energy drinks for 3 days.

2. Get in the newspaper/TV.

3. Nudie Run.

4. Play strip poker.

5. Just use my left hand for an entire day.

6. Play a gig.

7. Help an old lady cross the road.

8. Don't shave for a month.

9. Acquire 10 numbers in one party.

10. Finish Centurion.

11. Dye hair for at least a week.

12. Urban rodeo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=urban%20rodeo)

13. Compete against an international athlete.

14. Get a two part horse suit, chase the horses in Adam's paddock.

15. Kiss a *******.

16. Watch all the Star Wars films without a break.

17. Write a full song.

18. Give a tourist wrong directions

19. Go to a party without pants on.

20. Learn the entire thriller dance.

21. Sing karaoke.

22. Draw a swastika on a sleeping friend's forehead. (perminant marker)

23. Convince somebody that you are blind.

24. Spend a whole day in a wheelchair

25. Recite lines from Shakespeare to a girl you meet at a party

26. Start a chant at a festival.

27. Swim in a public fountain/pond.

28. Destroy something beautiful.

29. Hold a mass sing a long of bohemian in a crowded location.

30. Convince an Asian that you are a distant relative of theirs.

31. Steal a letterbox.

32. Go on a road trip.

33. Steal a road sign with one of names on (I.E Spicer street, Andy lane etc)

34. Go to a strip Club.

35. Skinny dip.

36. Finish an entire bag of warheads.

37. Don't sleep in your bed for 5 consecutive nights.

38. Start a sexual rumor about someone you know.

39. Float down the Yarra in a blow up boat, pirate attire is required.

40. Attend a casual party in formal attire.

41. Get chased by ticket inspectors/security.

42. Make a Youtube video of at least five minutes in length, of you doing a stupid dance without laughing.

43. Hug a midget.

44. Sign someone's breasts. Photographic evidence is required. (not jakes)

45. Convince a room of stranger's you're a member of the opposite sex.

46. Go into a shop with a fellow male friend and purchase vaseline, a condom and a cucumber.

47. Write some poetry about someone you know and recite it for them in person.

48. Take somebody on a date to a fast food restaurant.

49. Go to school drunk/high.

50. Hit someone with a snowball in the the middle of summer.

51. Wax legs.

52. Steal a values sign.

53. Go without fapping for a month.

54. Learn to moonwalk.

55. Attempt to sell a time machine on ebay.

56. Sell a $10 note for more than $10.

57. Break a guiness record.

58. Learn how to insult someone in 12 different languages, then do it.

59. Enforce project S.A.B

60. Convince a stranger to tie your shoes.

61. Obtain facial piercing.

62. Start a fad.

63. Get mentioned on sxephil.

64. Go on a blind date.

65. Jump into a cab and yell “QUICK FOLLOW THAT CAR!”*

66. Succeed with yawning my arm around a girl.

67. Run through the backyards of an entire street.

68. Purchase someone elses soul.

69. Lose virginity.

70. Don't sleep for 48 hours.

71. Complete a rubix cube.

72. Apply deodorant to other people without them noticing (under their arms).

73. Carry a straw at a party and ninja off unsuspecting party goers drinks.

74. Buy a homeless person a meal.

75. Get baked and listen to the Pink Floyd while watching a lava lamp.

76. Gather a group of friends to surround a busker and clap/cheer loudly and give him lots of change at the end of a song even if hes ****.

77. Walk around a party acting suss, then slip mints in young attractive females drinks.

78. Spend the whole day like you're someone from the future.

79. Invite a stranger to our party.

80. Random hookup at a gig/festival.

81. Acquire 20 left foot thongs.

82. Walk around Frankston with a cane and dark glasses like a blind person but turn corners and avoid people easily.. or do the opposite and when people avoid you steer into them.

83. Tell someone you hate how you honestly feel.

84. Chat up someone who's 5 years older then you.

85. Eat your height in subway.

86. Write an erotic tale.

87. Give each other names from a random name generator, use these for the rest of the week.

88. Spend a whole night in a cemetery.

89. Print a series of graphs, try to use them in common conversation.

90. Cow tipping.

91. Order over $100 worth of maccas in one go.

92. Obtain The Doctor's signature (triple j).

93. Post phone number on 4chan and have deep conversations with each caller.

94. Build cubbyhouse.

95. Make a human pyramid with 6(+) at the bottom.

96. Make an inappropriate joke at a family gathering.

97. Take a flask to school, you must finish it by the end of the day, and don't get caught.

98. Drink a slab of cruisers... each (over a full day). (inside joke lol.)

99. Camp in a backyard.

100. A guys night where we dig holes and drink beer then a ladies night and we watch movies and eat ice cream.

 

 

We understand what we are about to undertake, it is something that will generate huge laughs, awesome new friends and probably somebody arrested. Hopefully this year will be the best yet just because of an idea.

 

Underlined = done

 

If you have questions about the list or don't understand particular parts of it, dont be afraid to leave me a comment asking me whatever you need.

 

P.S. We are going to make a VLog and already have a blog set up :P

Thank's for reading everyone.

[Joshy]

Love this.

 

thanks <3

[MarK.]

Done!

[Mark]

Where did you take this from?

[MarK.]

Where did you take this from?

 

New quest

[Nodnoc]

Confused at the last two replies but me and 3 friends made it up. We are doing all the things on the list this year.

[MarK.]

Confused at the last two replies but me and 3 friends made it up. We are doing all the things on the list this year.

You're three months late, go go go!

 

I'll sell you my soul max trade limit if you want.

 

 

Is there a bet involved?

[Mark]

Confused at the last two replies but me and 3 friends made it up. We are doing all the things on the list this year.

 

 

Yeah nicely done. Like I said in IRC I was just curious, lack of creativity these days makes me wonder what if anything is original content :P

[Nodnoc]

Started early January; we have just been lacking in completing list items lately. :P

+ I dont think buying a soul over the net counts. :P thanks though haha.

Nah no bet; it's something we actually want to accomplish so we don't need any encouragement :P

 

@Scribbbs Yeah fair enough :P

[imperial]

sounds good to me :X

[M4G1CA]

Nice Andy, get David to help you with the rubic's cube. Other than that; good luck rofl.

[Nodnoc]

Haha thanks Nick :D

[Ghetto]

Seems fun can I join?

[Nodnoc]

Sure, fly to Melbourne, Australia. :D

[Darius]

NAWDNAWCK!?

[Nodnoc]

DAAAARRRRIIIIIUUUUUUSSSSSS <3

[Pink]

ohey nodnoc

[0ynxx]

Almost funny maybe never

[Darius]

DAAAARRRRIIIIIUUUUUUSSSSSS <3

 

 

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[Volt]

Lol'd at 12.